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A headline writer's dream story!
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | April 19, 2011 at 09:10 AM
Coming to Broadway, The Venomous Vagina Monologues!
Posted by: jon | April 19, 2011 at 09:14 AM
This is a classic piece (
as is the wife, apparently).Judging by the "Get more from this author" section, old Lester usually writes about science fiction. He certainly let himself go here:
drink from the furry cup
suggesting her other half eat at the Y
he smelt something fishy before diving in
has decided to probe deeper into the matter
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 19, 2011 at 09:15 AM
Oh for Gawds sakes, just shoot the bastard.
Posted by: Punkin | April 19, 2011 at 09:19 AM
...and the sidebar,
"Oz driver prangs ute during 'amorous activities' "
Hey, baby, want to prang my ute? *nudge nudge*...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 19, 2011 at 09:23 AM
Hey waitaminute. If she was Brazilian why was it furry?
Posted by: NotSherly | April 19, 2011 at 10:11 AM
He had it coming?
Posted by: Coconuts | April 19, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I saw Venomous Vagina open for ... well, a lot of folks.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | April 19, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Warning: more raunch
You think that your marriage is rough?
Well, this lady had just had enough.
She immersed her whole box in
A virulent toxin
But the murder attempt she did muff.
Posted by: Ford79 | April 19, 2011 at 11:02 AM
He'd have been the first male to get toxic-shock syndrome.
Posted by: Martini Shark | April 19, 2011 at 11:11 AM
Bravo, Ford!
That sounds like a trap I'd fall for.
Posted by: bonmot | April 19, 2011 at 11:16 AM
There once was a man from Brazil
Who his wife was determined to kill
She poured venom in her hoohoo
And invited him to chew chew
But his nose told him don't drink your fill
Do you need a warrant to look for evidence?
Posted by: Annie in Texas | April 19, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Now that is low.
Posted by: padraig | April 19, 2011 at 11:31 AM
I've always wondered what "safe sex" meant.
Posted by: LeDud | April 19, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Leave it to.... no, I can't say it.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 19, 2011 at 01:55 PM
"Geez dear, you smell unusually fresh. Wait a minute, what are you up to?
Posted by: Wingnut | April 19, 2011 at 02:13 PM
I'm speechless.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 19, 2011 at 02:39 PM
I'm taking notes. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 19, 2011 at 03:01 PM
Never again do I want to hear the phrase, "win/win"
Posted by: Dad-O-Lot | April 19, 2011 at 04:31 PM
The Register: "Our standards are never so low that we can't keep going down."
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 19, 2011 at 05:25 PM
I'm having a hard time coming (har!) up with anything that would harm him without killing her first.
Posted by: Steve | April 19, 2011 at 07:54 PM