WHICH MEANS IT IS SENTIENT ENOUGH TO RECEIVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Leaking Mass. house dials 911 for help
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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April 29, 2011
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If you have a leaking mass you should see a doctor.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 29, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Talk about a housing bubble.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2011 at 01:03 PM
Sorta lends an eerie note to the concept of "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 01:05 PM
*hopes this isn't near mianus mass*
Posted by: sandy | April 29, 2011 at 01:07 PM
"Leaking in Marblehead." Sounds like a geriatric p0rno. Is it, Meanie?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Near Salem, eh? I suspect a witch.
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2011 at 01:48 PM
Lots of ghosts in Marblehead...I suspect an old sea Captain.
Posted by: Punkin | April 29, 2011 at 01:51 PM
Isn't Marblehead near Gayhead? NTTAWWT
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2011 at 01:55 PM
Yup, and you're looking good as ever .....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Oooh, snap! *Snork/smack @ Meanie the Curious Blue!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2011 at 02:28 PM
The house also dialed Domino's for dinner...by the way, it did not like their new chicken, so the house checked the applicable square on the front of the box.
Posted by: tw | April 29, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Good one, Meanie!I mean,*SMACKS* Meanie.Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2011 at 02:51 PM
meanie scored p0rn?
Posted by: sandy | April 29, 2011 at 02:59 PM
No, bon. Gayhead is on Martha's Vineyard. Marblehead is on the North Shore. About as far away as two places in MA can get.
Posted by: Guin | April 29, 2011 at 03:59 PM
So Gayhead's close to Provincetown? That sounds about right.
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2011 at 05:01 PM
Just keep it away from me.
Posted by: Sheepshead Bay | April 29, 2011 at 05:49 PM
Salem, bon' ... ? I have an ancestor who wuz hanged there once ... really ... where better for a witch to hang out? Or to be hunted?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 05:58 PM
If I don't clean pretty soon my house is going to call a maid.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2011 at 08:05 PM
Amityville's northern cousin.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 29, 2011 at 11:05 PM
"His cousin, William Cowen, said he's not worried."
Sounds like a real Athol.
Posted by: Ralph | April 30, 2011 at 04:03 AM
A house with a driver's license?
Is it a...trailer?
What? You thought I'd say, "Mobile home"?
Posted by: Steve | April 30, 2011 at 08:21 AM
Sometime in the next few weeks we are going to get a story about this guy's water bill for the last few months being over $10,000
Posted by: Wingnut | April 30, 2011 at 09:36 AM
The preferred nomenclature nowadays, Steve, would be "RV" ... which is verbal shorthand (? - oxymoronical phrase? - I dunno) for "Motor Home" ...
Wonderin' if it's a gasoline or a ... diesel ... NTTAWWT ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 30, 2011 at 11:12 AM