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I sure hope they gave him some Vitamin K before they isolated him. Otherwise they may have a larger problem on their hands.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 25, 2011 at 09:04 PM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | April 25, 2011 at 09:31 PM
If Mr. Coconuts weren't sitting here right next to me, I'd wonder...
Posted by: Coconuts | April 25, 2011 at 10:00 PM
"Get me a set of double-lined gloves, a ventilator, and a titanium bedpan, Stat!"
Posted by: Martini Shark | April 25, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Doesn't every guy emit harmful gases?
NurseCindy? Expert medical opinion, please?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 25, 2011 at 11:27 PM
PirateBoy, first I'm wondering why Sharkie needs a ventilator. Men ALL emit harmful gases. Ladies get the vapors. It's a known medical fact.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 26, 2011 at 12:37 AM
Off-topic for nursecindy:
About 25 years ago, I had a friend who was an ER nurse at a hospital in Riverside, Ca. A female cancer patient came in, complaining of general pain. They drew blood, and it literally crystallized in the syringe. The phone call we got said "The blood looks like it has diamonds in it". The PA in the room at the time then reported a strange odor and passed out, as did several of the nurses and support staff. The final verdict was that the patient was consuming mass amounts of laetrile, and it reacted with something (unknown to this day with what) and literally created "nerve gas". Yet the insurance company called it mass hysteria and refused to cover the costs, which I explains why the PA (Now an MD) still has to walk with a cane today.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 26, 2011 at 01:02 AM
mud?
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 26, 2011 at 07:51 AM
i didn't do it.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 26, 2011 at 08:59 AM
The patient has blamed it on the dog.
Posted by: Jimmy | April 26, 2011 at 10:32 AM
Let's put the spammer in with the patient. For claiming to be a Linux supporter while he's at it, double the time in there.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 26, 2011 at 12:46 PM