WE HAVE GOT TO PROVIDE BETTER TRAINING FOR OUR CRIMINALS

"OK, I will go to Citibank . . . I will rob them instead!" Harold Luken, 45, allegedly declared in the Forest Hills branch shortly before being grabbed by cops, police sources said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) (That's Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

Unclear on the concept. Don't tell him your secrets.

[ScottMGS]

Oh, man! I thought Jeff Meyerson sent this in.

[nursecindy]

This guy was awfully polite to be a bank robber. btw, who sent this in?

[padraig]

I'm gonna have to remember to send in the preferred placement premium fee next time I submit an item.

[queensbee]

i'll be checking with jeffy before i send anything in....:)

[Coconuts]

Please tell me alcohol was involved.....or is this guy just a complete moron?

[nursecindy]

Coconuts, I think he is just a moron.

[Meanie the Blue]

Alright, nobody move! This is a deposit!

[Wingnut]

Hopefully Jeff can have his bowel movement now.

[Ralph]

Actually, I posted this as a comment at 7:58 P.M. last Wednesday.

Never mind.

[hogsatemysister]

Has JEFF MEYERSON had his bowel movement yet?

And sent it to Dave?

[nursecindy]

*SMACKS* Wingnut and hogsatemysister.

[nursecindy]

I'm sorry Wingnut and hogsatemysister. I meant to say, *SMACKS BM* out of both of you..

[Steve]

I'm confused. Is Jeff robbing banks again?

[funny man]

Thank you, Jeff Meyerson, for being so bold again.

ANd again. And again.

This blog owes you a HUGE debt. It's paid.

Next time I am in The burrough, I'd like to meet you. And I bet you're taller than Mayor Bloomberg!

Now, back to topic...

Knudsen was amazing: tell the dope to do to Citibank what they are doing to us!

Remember, the robber had a gub. I hope it wasn't Arnold. And even if it wasn't you could put out someone's eye with one of those.

[Miss Chevious]

Coconuts: Please don't call Jeff Meyerson a moron. :)