THIS BLOG, FOR ONE, WILL DO ALL IT CAN TO KEEP THIS VICIOUS RUMOR FROM SPREADING

REESE Witherspoon has poured scorn on rumors an elephant farted in her face while making new movie Water For Elephants.

(Thanks to Thom in Winchester)

Comments

[random thunking]

It was a queef. End of rumor.

[Coconuts]

No, but he did fart in her general direction.

[Patrick]

I know nothing about the movie, or elephant farts, but I loved the ending of this book.

[bonmot]

Any woosuls involved?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Any woman who wears cowboy boots on her wedding day can handle pachyderm gas. You go, girl.

[SW]

It couldn't happen. She's too short.

[sandy]

'poured scorn' is quite different from 'scored porn'

[SW]

There's a frightening smell in the circus
There's a frightening smell in the circus
And a big cloud of nastiest elephant gas
Helps Miss Reese Witherspoon prove she's the classiest lass...

[SW]

Hoever, it has been confirmed she has chosen not to sign for the sequel, "Prune Juice for Elephants."

[Meanie the Blue]

Sure. Blame it on the elephant, as(s) usual.

[Annie Where-but-here]

It really didn't happen. She heard the elephant's tummy rumble, realized what was coming, and corked the pachyderm's orifice with her chin.

[O the U(manity)]

Corked Elephant Orifices WBAGNFA ... um ... circus band?

[Steve]

The blog is always glad to clear the air of these rumors.

[nursecindy]

Everybody's a critic. Even elephants.

[Loudmouth]

An elephant never forgets to fart.

[Clankazoid]

" Pull my finger... Wait, I have no fingers. "

[hogsatemysister]

This isn't true?

I am NEVER going to believe Hollywood news again.

I am so disillusioned.