THIS BLOG, FOR ONE, WILL DO ALL IT CAN TO KEEP THIS VICIOUS RUMOR FROM SPREADING
(Thanks to Thom in Winchester)
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April 29, 2011
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It was a queef. End of rumor.
Posted by: random thunking | April 29, 2011 at 10:48 AM
No, but he did fart in her general direction.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 29, 2011 at 10:49 AM
I know nothing about the movie, or elephant farts, but I loved the ending of this book.
Posted by: Patrick | April 29, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Any woosuls involved?
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Any woman who wears cowboy boots on her wedding day can handle pachyderm gas. You go, girl.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2011 at 12:00 PM
It couldn't happen. She's too short.
Posted by: SW | April 29, 2011 at 12:05 PM
'poured scorn' is quite different from 'scored porn'
Posted by: sandy | April 29, 2011 at 12:05 PM
There's a frightening smell in the circus
There's a frightening smell in the circus
And a big cloud of nastiest elephant gas
Helps Miss Reese Witherspoon prove she's the classiest lass...
Posted by: SW | April 29, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Hoever, it has been confirmed she has chosen not to sign for the sequel, "Prune Juice for Elephants."
Posted by: SW | April 29, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Sure. Blame it on the elephant, as(s) usual.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2011 at 12:43 PM
It really didn't happen. She heard the elephant's tummy rumble, realized what was coming, and corked the pachyderm's orifice with her chin.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Corked Elephant Orifices WBAGNFA ... um ... circus band?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 12:56 PM
The blog is always glad to clear the air of these rumors.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Everybody's a critic. Even elephants.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2011 at 02:45 PM
An elephant never forgets to fart.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 29, 2011 at 10:56 PM
" Pull my finger... Wait, I have no fingers. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 30, 2011 at 03:27 PM
This isn't true?
I am NEVER going to believe Hollywood news again.
I am so disillusioned.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | May 01, 2011 at 04:20 AM