THEY'RE SLUMMING
Evil ninjas terrorise Pittsburgh
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April 29, 2011
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Ninjas came and tagged a second H to create Pittsburghh. Now every library in the world has to buy new maps to reflect the metatag.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 29, 2011 at 10:34 AM
And why would I possibly have reason to care? It's PITTSBURGH, fer cryin' out loud!
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 10:41 AM
"...narrowing his eyes as a menacing, discordant note escaped an unseen shakuhachi flute."
This writer needs to lay off the R0ckstar energy drinks.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 29, 2011 at 12:06 PM
'A spate of mysterious crimes carried out by ninjas has left Pittsburghers annoyed and confused.
UPDATE: Rare Pittsburger Attack
Flipping over job well-done police beef up security as tempers flare. Pittsburgers grilled for clues, suspects raked over coals.
Posted by: sandy | April 29, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Pittsburgh...Scranton without all the glitz.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 29, 2011 at 01:07 PM
One never sees a real ninja.
'Cause they still play in mom's basement.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2011 at 02:31 PM
Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2011 at 02:39 PM
I heard in Pittsburgh it's pronounced "nin-yuns".
Posted by: WVplantman | April 29, 2011 at 02:56 PM
Hey people. I used to live in Pittsburg. I know what a hoagie is and say "warsh" for "wash". You're no Pittsburg. And I'm not a ninja.
Posted by: LeDud | April 29, 2011 at 04:08 PM
LeDud, Did you live in Pittsburg California? Was that the Pittsburg you lived in?
Posted by: Larry | April 29, 2011 at 06:28 PM
Mrs Loudmouth is from South Hills near the Tubes. Haven't been there in a while, but we never seen no drunk ninjas over at the GInt Iggle. 'sides some Stiller would prolly kick his ace up Mt. Washington an down the Incline into the Yoch halfway to the Point.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 29, 2011 at 10:51 PM
I've been to (well, drove past) Pittsburg, Nodak ... but there's nobuddy's lived there for a long time ... merely a former stop for cream can pickup on the RR trax ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 30, 2011 at 11:07 AM
For the record I lived in McKeesport and White Oak PA. about 10 miles from Pittsburg. Go to Kennywood amusement park. Great place for roller coasters and you can do it in a day. Some rides are from the 30s.
Posted by: LeDud | April 30, 2011 at 01:05 PM
& for the record I saw Roberto Clemente & Willie Stargell at Forbes Field :)
as a very little girl, of course
KDKA radio anyone?
Posted by: sandy | May 01, 2011 at 09:56 AM