SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

A door closed for Maggie Stern when she lost her sense of smell after a head injury.

And one opened when she agreed to become the official pooper scooper of Haines, Alaska.

(Thanks to B'Game)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe she hit her head on the door. Maybe the writer did, too.

[Martini Shark]

When God Closes a Door He Opens a Septic Tank Lid.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Oppootunity knocks. On the door and on her head.

[Steve]

My sister had a friend who lost his sense of smell. He got a job with the road department picking up roadkill. Unfortunately, some jobs stick around you after the work day is over.

[CurtisS Flush]

Love the closing toast: making the world a little better, one pile at a time.

[nursecindy]

Not only would I have to lose my sense of smell but my eyesight also.

[LeDud]

When you lose one sense don't others become more acute. Do you suppose she can now hear the feces ?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Only when she turns the tv to FOX News.

*ducks*

[Just Some Guy]

I lost my sense of humor years ago, but I still come here because I can smell the funny.

[Ralph]

Scooper finds a lot of poo, doo dah, doo dah...,

[Elon]

Cindy, you work in a hospital. Is dog poop really that much grosser looking than blood and guts?

[Clankazoid]

An exciting career in lutefisk production also awaits.

[nursecindy]

Elon, blood and guts don't bother me because I'm concentrating on helping the doctor put them back where they belong. You really can't do that with dog poo.