SOCIAL NOTE FROM DOWN UNDER

A WILD, drunken birthday party included a sex toy demonstration and punch-up that ended with a victim waking the next day in a vacant lot with a broken jaw, a court heard.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

A broken jaw and sex toys? Next time someone needs to read the instructions.

[mudstuffin in klumbus]

SOCIAL NOTE FROM DOWN UNDER

doo-dah, doo-dah

[Annie Where-but-here]

He must've been really buzzed.

[Steve]

Was his head still vibrating the next day?
Did he get in trouble for asking a lady if she had a dingo?

[MrToad]

Ah, the good old days! I miss the birthday parties of my youth. Perhaps I should emigrate to Australia. [catalogs the various lethally venomous and otherwise deadly inhabitants] Perhaps not.

[Mazar Larry]

Aren't sex toys to be used down under?

[nursecindy]

This sounds a lot like my last Tupperware™ party.

[LeDud]

I wonder how you put "sex toy demonstrator" on ones resume ?

[Annie Where-but-here]

LeDud - "marketing coordinator"

[Cheesewiz]

Send lawyers, guns and Fosters.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Sounds like a great time was had by almost all.

[Clankazoid]

Sometimes these high level parliamentary political conferences actually produce some useful legislation.

[sex toys online]

In my own opinion sex toys is a useful thing to a person that has a partner that always not on her/his side.