SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

For example, the subject matter of the Iran-Contra affair was apparently covered in his play "The Big Bad Wolf vs. Miss Little Red Riding Hood - The Mike Tyson Story."

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Coconuts]

anti-psychotic meds, perhaps?

[funny man]

Prediction: This will become the basis for a new series on the Comedy channel, "Law and Disorder".

And defendant Whitehead still won't get any profits or
residuals.

[bonmot]

"As a major corporation, Apple is frequently the target of a number of lawsuits, legitimate or otherwise. 'Regardless of merit, responding to such claims can consume significant time and expense,' the company revealed in its annual Form 10-K filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission in 2009."

Yay! The lawyers win again!

[funny man]

Imagine a slight southern drawl as Whitehed gets up
in the courtroom, thanks his honor for allowing him to
defend himself, as he says:

"I wull now cull mah first witness....Big Bird, are
you in the courtroom? Cuhm up hear and be sworn en!"

[Steve the zamasama]

Dave, he's already been sent to Washington,

numerous times.

(Eg: J.Edgar Hoover, Sen. Thomas Eagleton, Joseph McCarthy...just to name a few...

[James in NC]

I think the Herald and Dave should both have been named in the suit. Obviously Dave steals all his good stuff from things that Whitehead hasn't written yet.

[Steve]

Everybody hates Paranoids.
Or so they believe.