REST EASY, AMERICA
Missing bull semen package located
(Thanks to David Emery)
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April 19, 2011
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Um, exactly how much is a "unit" of bull semen, and how much does the poor schlub get paid to count them?
Posted by: bonmot | April 19, 2011 at 10:58 AM
And talk about a load of bull!
Posted by: bonmot | April 19, 2011 at 11:19 AM
"...the package containing liquid nitrogen..."
A cold case file!
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 19, 2011 at 11:33 AM
UPS...delivering and taking without calling!
But try to get them to Pay out if they do loose a
package....
it's like trying to get a new bull semen sample
(Nonfrozen one) yourself!!!
Posted by: funny man | April 19, 2011 at 11:45 AM
I got your bull semen-
Right here!
Posted by: pokerplayer | April 19, 2011 at 12:06 PM
Funny how that stuff seems to spend its entire existence in one kind of "package" or another. Well, the lucky ones, anyway.
Posted by: padraig | April 19, 2011 at 12:52 PM
"The township is about 140 miles northeast of Pittsburgh."
And they wanted you to know this why?
Pittsburghians are warned to keep their distance from Cowdersport today as it is insimination season. Citizens are warned not to drop the soap too close to the township.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | April 19, 2011 at 12:54 PM
There in 30 minutes or less... or it's free !
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 19, 2011 at 01:46 PM
Thank goodness they found it. That is not the type of 'missing' picture you want to see on the milk carton next to your morning Corn Flakes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 19, 2011 at 01:52 PM
Hey UPS Driver: Come Back!
Posted by: Reddsuss | April 19, 2011 at 02:03 PM
Just ask the bull, he will be glad to tell you where the package of semen is located.
Posted by: Wingnut | April 19, 2011 at 02:17 PM
What if the UPS guy actually lost it and then spent the rest of the afternoon "replacing" it?
Look out for funny looking brown cows that only turn right.
Posted by: Punkin | April 19, 2011 at 02:35 PM
I suppose there are worse things that could wind up on your porch in a burning paper bag on Halloween night.
No, I guess not.
Posted by: Steve | April 19, 2011 at 07:24 PM
The customer was already mad at UPS; that was the last straw.
Posted by: Ralph | April 20, 2011 at 12:02 AM