OR YOU CAN JUST TATTOO A LARGE 'L' ON YOUR FOREHEAD

The R2 Fish School is the complete fish training kit, everything you need to teach your fish to shoot hoops, limbo dance, play fetch, kick a goal and much more.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Fish School? That's Jack Black and Rob Schneider, right?

[padraig]

Ummmm, there are these things called "dogs".....

[Steve]

Fish are easily trained, so long as you limit the commands to "swim" or "die for some unknown, random reason".

[nursecindy]

I don't think our goldfish, Linda, would go for this. I can't even get the dogs to do any tricks.

[Loudmouth]

I tried to teach a Chia Pet and a Pet Rock those same tricks. The kit was very detailed.

[Ralph]

"Roll over and play dead" is easy for fish. Catching a Frisbee is more difficult. "Heel" doesn't work at all.

[Mare bear]

The entire animal world is full of untapped potential. They all want too play but don't have sporting equipment.

[Steve]

My tarantula, Kathy, would "sit" when told.
For days. She'd sit for days without moving.
She had been dead for, maybe four days before I realized she wasn't just being quiet.