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April 20, 2011

ON THE WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT

Suspected DUII Driver Plows Through Crime Scene Tape

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(Thanks to Allen at Division and Justin Barber)

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He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

DUII? Driving under the influence insanely?

He does look like a Dick Tracy villain! Good call.

He's definitely not mellow enough for Portland.

Heck, he looks like Dick Tracy, for that matter.

Lying on the seat, not laying on the seat! Arggggh!

Someone missed nap time.

Is this the block head Lucy was always talking about in the Peanuts comics?

His HS yearbook pic reads "Photogenic Kevin".

... guess they got to "double-up" on the tape's use ...

MAN! He looks pissed!

Anybody check for stitch marks under that, um, hair?
'Cuz I think Dr Frankenstein is missing a monster.

Unfortunately, soon as Hollywood sees this, he'll be offered parts in upcoming movies as the villan/monster.

He may have to serve his term, first.

He looks like a very pissed version of Mumbles from
the Tracy comics.

What a wanker.

Sideshow Bob lives.

Triple threat and ugly, too.

He's clearly angry about losing his magazine.

Where's the side view mugshot? I'll bet it reveals where they removed the bolts from his neck.

I'm sure he has a lovely personality. Buried in the backyard.

are there two I's on DUI cause he was extra extra drunk?

I don't think even Dale Carnegie would take a shine to him.

Bart Simpson?

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