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Rat droppings on Delta plane 'too numerous to count'
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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Uh, I'll have the bottled water please, unopened.
And a pair of rubber gloves.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 20, 2011 at 09:54 AM
Hmm, that's odd. I didn't ask for raisins in my kosher meal.
Posted by: Alaska Marty | April 20, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Why do I think having "Rat Dropping Counter" on one's CV isn't a sign of employ-ability?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | April 20, 2011 at 10:58 AM
And why would you count them? It's not like the Guess-how-many-jelly-beans-in-this-jar contest.
Posted by: Punkin | April 20, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Rats on a plane? Maybe snakes would've been better.
Posted by: funny man | April 20, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Add the snakes. Away go the rats.
And, Kibby, I think "rat dropping counter" is the very definition of job security.
Posted by: bonmot | April 20, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Are we to assume the "mammalian urine" was rat-pee and not simply the result of a pilot unable to make it to the toilet?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | April 20, 2011 at 12:12 PM
All we need is a bubonic plague outbreak and its 1348 all over.
Posted by: LeDud | April 20, 2011 at 12:19 PM
In "related news" Delta Air Lines, the world's second-largest carrier, said it will add premium economy seats with more legroom on its longest international flights as it seeks new sources of revenue beyond basic airfares.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | April 20, 2011 at 12:57 PM
But Delta is the FIRST largest carrier of Plague!
Posted by: Punkin | April 20, 2011 at 02:13 PM
They had pigeons? (aka "flying rats").
Posted by: Steve | April 20, 2011 at 03:12 PM
"'You don't want to use poison....,' Artimovich said. 'A dead rat stinks to high heaven.'"
But on Delta you are allowed one carrion.
Posted by: Ralph | April 20, 2011 at 07:26 PM