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I trust his license is on the way. After all, he wasn't driving a bumper car on the highway; he was driving two bumper cars at the same time.
Sounds like a reality show to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 13, 2011 at 02:45 PM
To the right of this article, there's a another bumper car parked at the top of the 'quirky news' stories. Eeeepers.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 13, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Yet another example of government regulations getting in the way of the entrepreneurial spirit.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | April 13, 2011 at 05:20 PM
If all cars steered like bumper cars we'd have more fun. We'd also have really big red rubber baby buggy bumpers all around.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 13, 2011 at 06:34 PM
weird Chinese cop posture
Posted by: PhilinTexas | April 13, 2011 at 09:35 PM
My Chinese wife just uses her Subaru wagon to play bumper cars.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | April 13, 2011 at 09:53 PM
I think He is out of his mind on the other hand first up he broke the road rules that is crime and he should be punish for this.
Posted by: Quick Detox | April 14, 2011 at 07:36 AM