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A chocolate Easter bunny. Kosher for Passover.
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April 24, 2011
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Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 24, 2011 at 03:32 PM
lissen, the kosher choco is just delish. no artificial nuthin, and should be no preservatives, corn syrup, etc. you have to eat it before passover is over, tuesday. you better start now.
Posted by: queensbee | April 24, 2011 at 04:10 PM
Solid... or hollow ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 24, 2011 at 04:34 PM
Oy, the kids want the chocolate, whattaya gonna do? Their friends have the bunnies, they gotta have the bunnies. But in this house, it's kosher. Everything's kosher. Except the peeps.
Posted by: Tash | April 24, 2011 at 04:34 PM
I prefer solid chocolate bunnies. And Cadbury Cream eggs. Although a hollow chocolate bunny filled with Cadbury Cream eggs would be pretty close to perfect to me.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 24, 2011 at 04:45 PM
It still has ears! Hurry!
Posted by: notsoshyjan | April 24, 2011 at 04:45 PM
Wow! I thought non-kosher was like pork, cheese with meat, shellfish. I figured chocolate was always OK. Isn't chocolate one of God's gifts?
Posted by: Kristina L | April 24, 2011 at 05:11 PM
Get it away from me, Dave. I've already committed rabbitticide today. (Which does NOT mean killing Rabbis)
Posted by: Punkin | April 24, 2011 at 05:21 PM
Blessed by the rabbit Rabbi.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 24, 2011 at 05:59 PM
WHAT ??!! No Fiesta Eggs ???!!!
Posted by: telecomdropout | April 24, 2011 at 06:16 PM
Telecom, cascarones are alive and well here in Austin, Texas.
Happy Easter to all y'all, and I hope you have plenty of chocolate!
Posted by: Just Ducky | April 24, 2011 at 06:50 PM
It looks yummy. Have a nice Easter, Dave.
Posted by: Theresa | April 24, 2011 at 07:14 PM
Happy Easter Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 24, 2011 at 07:56 PM
Next feature: The Chosen Peeps
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 24, 2011 at 08:05 PM
Since nobuddy 'splained it ... I gotta ask ... to be sure a rabbit is Kosher, does that mean they hadda have a Bris?
Second question: How (in the world) would a person go about circumcisin' a rabbit ... chocolate or otherwise?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 24, 2011 at 08:08 PM
It was amazing how many Rabbis I ran into in small towns in south central Kentucky. They were only there to ensure the food produced in the plants was kosher.
I finally noticed the little mark on the bottles of sparkling water that I drink so much that means it is kosher.
Actually, I'm not sure what would make water non-kosher.
Anybody?
Posted by: Steve | April 24, 2011 at 08:11 PM
Surprise: the Easter Rabbit is neither Jewish nor Christian. How about a chocolate Cthulhu?
I'm still looking for a 3-D chocolate Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Posted by: Ralph | April 24, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Let us not split hares here.
Posted by: Dumbbunny | April 25, 2011 at 05:30 AM
I'm with you, cindy - solid chocolate and Cadbury eggs. It's the real Breakfast of Champions (along with little chocolate donuts).
I saw Chocolate Cthulhu open for Metallica.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 25, 2011 at 07:10 AM
Traditional holiday breakfasts.
Easter - candy.
Christmas - cookies.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 25, 2011 at 09:04 AM
Dat's America.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 25, 2011 at 09:06 AM
Where do you get one of these? I would have loved to give one to my future daughter-in-law who is orthodox. The name Schakolad is pretty much a transliteration of chocolate in Hebrew.
Posted by: Marleen | April 25, 2011 at 10:59 AM
little bunny bris wbagnfarb
and according to this website: http://www.bluethread.com/kashrut/rabbit-NOT.html
bunnies is not kosher anyway, even tho it is a vegetarian. it chews the cud, but has no hoofs. check in zee bibble.
choco wabbits, on the other hand, are yummy.
Posted by: queensbee | April 25, 2011 at 03:34 PM