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Dr, H went home and annoyed his wife LHAO then finally fell asleep rejected again.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 18, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Wow! Another good reason to not be fat.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | April 18, 2011 at 12:32 PM
We spend 800 billion on stimulus and this is still a problem ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 18, 2011 at 12:34 PM
He was in the pool! It was cold!
Posted by: nursecindy | April 18, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Was it George or Kramer who had this ..er.."problem?"
I guess I missed that episode...
Posted by: funny man | April 18, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Boutros boutros ghali!
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | April 18, 2011 at 01:26 PM
funny man, it was George.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 18, 2011 at 01:39 PM
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Posted by: Elaine | April 18, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Poor kid, doomed to hear "Where is it???" for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Punkin | April 18, 2011 at 02:06 PM
It was George, of course - "Shrinkage!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 18, 2011 at 02:08 PM
The things you learn on this blog. And I thought a "Peekaboo Cockapoo" was a new dog breed.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 18, 2011 at 02:16 PM
*snork* @ Annie
Posted by: Punkin | April 18, 2011 at 02:21 PM
♫ You do the horny pokey and you turn yourself around....♫
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 18, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Actually, it's a completely involuntary reaction to certain stimuli, like the sound of a machete being drawn from a scabbard. Put Siouxie on a PA system at the army base and she could disable a batallion.
Posted by: padraig | April 18, 2011 at 03:36 PM
During one of my youthful misadventures, I was out with a 6' 1'' friend in my VW Beetle.
Through almost no fault of mine, I wound up outside the driver's door staring at a .38 caliber pistol aimed at my nose from about 6 inches away. ("Almost" is a Kentucky word meaning, "I didn't think he had a gun".)
At the height of the tension, I glanced into the car. Not only had my friend's equipment apparently reached the vanishing point, he had too. I swear I didn't see him where he had to be sitting. And he had never opened his door.
He never did tell me how he pulled that trick.
Posted by: Steve | April 18, 2011 at 03:44 PM
Which is not to be confused with the song by The Presidents of the United States
"Detachable Penis"
Posted by: NoSacredCow | April 18, 2011 at 03:44 PM
I've seen this happen occasionally when I've told a male patient he needs a catheter. I just don't understand it. I was going to put a picture of one here but decided against it.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 18, 2011 at 03:57 PM
Larry the Cable Guy described an incident in which his became so frightened that it ran up and inside the back door. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 18, 2011 at 04:09 PM
cindy, those things may only have one eye, but they sure can sense a threat.
Posted by: padraig | April 18, 2011 at 04:13 PM
At first glance, I read that as re: tactile penis ... and my imagination immediately galloped off in several different directions ...
Then I re-read it ...
I regret the error.
(Tactile Penis WBAGNFA ... um ... nevermind ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 18, 2011 at 06:02 PM
Just slap the kids on the back. Pops out every time.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | April 18, 2011 at 06:03 PM
Hire him a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig for his elementary school graduation date. Should cure the problem...of course it might create a few others.
Posted by: EyeGore | April 18, 2011 at 06:26 PM
Although the Doc now recommends Vicks Vaporub for toenail fungus, I imagine it would be efficacious for retractile penis, as well.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | April 19, 2011 at 05:47 AM
Vicks for toenail fungus has been tested in a military hospital and found to be 60% effective. It was published in one of my wife's medical journals.
Posted by: ken in sc | April 19, 2011 at 01:41 PM