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April 18, 2011

MEDICAL NEWS FOR MALES

We believe this was discussed on Seinfeld.

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Dr, H went home and annoyed his wife LHAO then finally fell asleep rejected again.

Wow! Another good reason to not be fat.

We spend 800 billion on stimulus and this is still a problem ?

He was in the pool! It was cold!

Was it George or Kramer who had this ..er.."problem?"

I guess I missed that episode...

Boutros boutros ghali!

funny man, it was George.

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Poor kid, doomed to hear "Where is it???" for the rest of his life.

It was George, of course - "Shrinkage!"

The things you learn on this blog. And I thought a "Peekaboo Cockapoo" was a new dog breed.

*snork* @ Annie

♫ You do the horny pokey and you turn yourself around....♫

Actually, it's a completely involuntary reaction to certain stimuli, like the sound of a machete being drawn from a scabbard. Put Siouxie on a PA system at the army base and she could disable a batallion.

During one of my youthful misadventures, I was out with a 6' 1'' friend in my VW Beetle.
Through almost no fault of mine, I wound up outside the driver's door staring at a .38 caliber pistol aimed at my nose from about 6 inches away. ("Almost" is a Kentucky word meaning, "I didn't think he had a gun".)
At the height of the tension, I glanced into the car. Not only had my friend's equipment apparently reached the vanishing point, he had too. I swear I didn't see him where he had to be sitting. And he had never opened his door.
He never did tell me how he pulled that trick.

Which is not to be confused with the song by The Presidents of the United States

"Detachable Penis"

I've seen this happen occasionally when I've told a male patient he needs a catheter. I just don't understand it. I was going to put a picture of one here but decided against it.

Larry the Cable Guy described an incident in which his became so frightened that it ran up and inside the back door. IYKWIM.

cindy, those things may only have one eye, but they sure can sense a threat.

At first glance, I read that as re: tactile penis ... and my imagination immediately galloped off in several different directions ...

Then I re-read it ...

I regret the error.

(Tactile Penis WBAGNFA ... um ... nevermind ... )

Just slap the kids on the back. Pops out every time.

Hire him a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig for his elementary school graduation date. Should cure the problem...of course it might create a few others.

Although the Doc now recommends Vicks Vaporub for toenail fungus, I imagine it would be efficacious for retractile penis, as well.

Vicks for toenail fungus has been tested in a military hospital and found to be 60% effective. It was published in one of my wife's medical journals.

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