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April 18, 2011

MAYBE HE WANTED TAKEOUT

A 12,000-pound street sweeper plowed into a Denver restaurant early this morning, destroying the bar and pushing a wall six feet into the dining room.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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Clearance Sale! Drinks half off! I'm no Structural Engineer but I have a feeling he's going to have some major structural problems which may put off his reopening of the to-go area.

I'm guessing he had the same problem we did with online ordering and decided to come inside.

The accident occured shortly after the driver sent this sexting message. GYPO

Get your pants off.

This never seems to happen with Zambonis.

" A 12,000 street sweeper walks into a bar... "

He had been treated poorly when he got drunk there,

so he decided to "return the flavor"...

Not the best decision...


Does he get a Florida DL?

Someone bet him a $1 he coldn't clean up this bar...

A 12,000-pound street sweeper plowed into a Denver restaurant early this morning, destroying the bar and pushing a wall six feet into the dining room.

Edgar?

12,000 lbs!?! Wow! That is one FAT street sweeper!

Frankly, I'm surprised he could WALK!

Oh - and I'm SURE he can't find his penis.

If bonmot were here, I'm sure this would remind him of time Ron White was fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer.

I'd pay a solid dollar to see a street sweeper doing 60.

Writer Dude?

I mean ... c'mon ... really ... has anyone ever seen WD and a 12,000# street sweeper in the same room @ the same time? Coincidence? I think NOT!

'Cue just does that to some people.

The city of Denver is to be commended for it's "Hire the Morbidly Obese" program.

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