INCREDIBLY, ETC.
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger, who says "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime, here in East Lyme.")
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I can't get my 17-year-old to take the mower out of the garage.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 29, 2011 at 01:00 PM
buzz cut?
Posted by: Ken in Jax | April 29, 2011 at 01:00 PM
He actually mowed his parents' lawn?
Wowser, he wuz REALLY drunk!
(Merely rememberin' on the anniversary of my eldest's 40th Birthday, how difficult it wuz to get the kids to do whut resembled actual werk ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 01:00 PM
Stop him before he mows again!
Posted by: MOTW | April 29, 2011 at 01:05 PM
THIS looks like a job for The Lawn Rangers!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 29, 2011 at 01:06 PM
*I must apologize fer the abysmality of syntacticalness in the construction of that post above ... Mr. Language person gnu whut I meant tho ... if he could read it ...*
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 01:10 PM
*and by that, I do NOT intend to imply that Mr. L.P. cannot read ... I meant it as bein' too non-languagical to be understood ... *
*Gonna go quit diggin' the hole any deeper now ... *
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 01:19 PM
Nothing beats riding a Scag!
Posted by: BAB | April 29, 2011 at 01:30 PM
I dislike lawn work when sober and can't do lawn work drunk.
Not guilty.
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2011 at 02:23 PM
Please tell me Drunken Lawnmower Thief is Nicolas Cage's next movie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 29, 2011 at 02:39 PM
*Takes away OtU's shovel*
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Oh Deere.
Posted by: bonmot | April 29, 2011 at 03:35 PM
Tnx muchly, n'cindy ... it wuz gettin' dark down here ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 29, 2011 at 05:56 PM
Drunken Lawn Master with Jackie Chan.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 29, 2011 at 11:01 PM
So if I give my son beer you think he might mow the lawn? I'm willing to try anything. You suppose if I gave him beer he would get out of bed before noon?
Posted by: Wingnut | April 30, 2011 at 09:40 AM
OTU sounds like a traditional Irish poet. Lots of experience, emotion, and whiskey (or Guiness).
Posted by: LeDud | April 30, 2011 at 02:38 PM
I'm wondering what "mow the lawn" means to a drunk person. Does it means he runs the mower into a tree a few times, then mows down the flower bed while leaving large footprints in it, and manages to cut a weaving line in the actual grass? 'cause that's how I'm picturing it.
Posted by: Kristina L | April 30, 2011 at 04:30 PM