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April 27, 2011


When asked why he was upset, police said Simic told them he wanted to "kick his father's ass" and he was walking on the interstate to get to Prospect, Ky. — about 10 miles away.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


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If I were a guy and my dad named me Boris I'd probably want to kick his butt too.

Who can blame his father for not having sex with his mother if Boris is the result of a previous such encounter?

Was his mom's name Natasha?

I blame Moose and Squirrel

To be fair, no judgement can be made in this case without seeing the woman in question.

They don't sound like they're from Kentucky. Makes me think of this:

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Simic also told police he was mad at his father because his father will not have sex with Simic's mother, according to arrest records.

Way TMI, dude.

Officer Taser and Sgt Billy Club were off that night.

Why does Boris remind me of an NBA player? Looks-wise I mean. Not wandering-aimlessly-in-the-rain-and-traffic-wise. Because pro athletes never do that. They are role models.

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