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April 22, 2011

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

There was a painful conclusion to an end-of-season party when a Welsh Non-League footballer suffered severe injuries after a pool cue was rammed up his backside.

(Thanks to Catherine)

Posted by on April 22, 2011 at 11:50 AM |

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Red card for sure.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 22, 2011 at 11:57 AM

must've been the butt end

Posted by: sandy | April 22, 2011 at 11:59 AM

Prison rules billiards?

Posted by: Ken in Jax | April 22, 2011 at 12:03 PM

I'll call the Eight ball to the forehead.

Posted by: manual tomato | April 22, 2011 at 12:09 PM

Golly, I hope they used chalk.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2011 at 12:19 PM

Cue the banjo music.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2011 at 12:19 PM

I wonder if he had the doorbell ringing app on his phone.

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 22, 2011 at 01:15 PM

Methinks somebody scratched.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2011 at 01:16 PM

If I had a dollar for every patient I had come into the ER with this problem...... I'd be broke. Ouch! He needs a tramp stamp tattoo that says, "No entry in rear".

Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2011 at 02:01 PM

...or a billiards sign that says "no trick shots."

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2011 at 02:09 PM

Considerin' the nastiness of the event, it could've been werse ... could've been a Coke™ bottle* ...

(*Old, REALLY old, leadup line to "teeth" joke punchline)

Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 22, 2011 at 02:26 PM

end of season, indeed...

"It was a bit of horseplay that went­ seriously wrong. We'd all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there."

Or right, depending on your perspective.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2011 at 02:50 PM

A little too much English, there.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2011 at 03:55 PM

no Rack?? (NTTAWWT...)

Posted by: sandy | April 22, 2011 at 03:58 PM

Doesn't count if he didn't call it first.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2011 at 04:09 PM

Pepper Brooks: "Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton..."

Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2011 at 04:10 PM

I guess he took solids?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2011 at 04:19 PM

Not for at least the next 6 months, Meanie.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2011 at 04:34 PM

Goooooooal.

Shoot the moon.

Posted by: Loudmouth | April 22, 2011 at 04:48 PM

um, oww. and a snork for cindy and annie.

Posted by: queensbee | April 22, 2011 at 05:23 PM

The sign says poker in the rear. Not pool cue. Teach these neanderthals to read.

Posted by: Wingnut | April 22, 2011 at 05:35 PM

LOL@ you all,

Posted by: NotSherly | April 22, 2011 at 06:43 PM

*grabs Meanie and gives him a hug* You've been too scarce lately!

Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2011 at 08:13 PM

Garsh and shucks, cindy. I agree, I've been missing way too much of this insanity. Beats the real world any day.

And please put away that catheter.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2011 at 08:26 PM

O'er the rammed parts we watched....

Posted by: Ralph | April 22, 2011 at 09:25 PM

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Steve | April 23, 2011 at 08:31 AM

Cue tips are for ears, not rears

Posted by: sandy | April 23, 2011 at 10:14 AM

He got the bum rush?

Posted by: PirateBoy | April 23, 2011 at 04:03 PM

I've met lots of folks with sticks up their a$$es, but not 4 feet of stick.

Confucius say, man with stick up ass more likely to crap splinters than furniture.

Posted by: Loudmouth | April 23, 2011 at 04:19 PM

@loudmouth: Confucius also say - 'Vely bad engrish...'

Posted by: sandy | April 23, 2011 at 04:58 PM

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