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So, those guns that shoot out a flag that says "Bang!" can actually injure people. That's good to know.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 23, 2011 at 06:01 PM
The biggest mistake was using the cannon flying guy as ammunition.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 23, 2011 at 06:05 PM
wait: didn't jeff send this in last week????
Posted by: sandy | April 23, 2011 at 06:26 PM
That is a typical problem with German acts. They were both trying to annex part the same tent.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 23, 2011 at 06:54 PM
Who knew the circus could be so dangerous?
Posted by: Coconuts | April 23, 2011 at 07:12 PM
"including a 48-year-old man who was shot in the (thigh)."
Jack Bauer has joined the German circus?
Has Chloe established a perimeter, hopefully through France?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | April 23, 2011 at 09:31 PM
No wonder no one "runs away and joins the circus" anymore.
Too damn dangerous.
Especially with Jack Bauer on undercover assignment as
Payroll clerk. (Try asking him for a raise...or more space!!!)
Posted by: funny man | April 24, 2011 at 11:22 AM