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Cyclist says man in electric wheelchair chased her around Fort Pierce parking lot for three days
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Three day, woah. One tough cookie. Seniors, unite! Or, maybe not.
Posted by: Tash | April 17, 2011 at 01:39 PM
I guess the bike brought back too many memories for old Harry of being rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by: Punkin | April 17, 2011 at 01:51 PM
"Harry Gray" about sums it up.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 17, 2011 at 01:52 PM
I agree with Annie. His name is Harry Lee. The Gray was an adjective.
Posted by: Punkin | April 17, 2011 at 01:57 PM
The battery in his wheelchair lasted three days?
Medical science now has Viagra™ for electronic devices?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 17, 2011 at 02:04 PM
Heavily Intoxicated at 67 makes you want to have sex with a bicycle. I'm told.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 17, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Really OtU. I'm just hoping this guy never gets hold of a Chevy Volt.
Posted by: padraig | April 17, 2011 at 02:06 PM
*snorks all around*
Posted by: Punkin | April 17, 2011 at 02:09 PM
" I'm not kidding around, Mister. I'll give you three days to stop doing that. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 17, 2011 at 02:51 PM
OtU that was exactly my first thoughts. Siouxie or Annie? I'll bet he's single!! He also looks closer to 87 than 67.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 17, 2011 at 03:31 PM
So, she let him chase her for three days before doing something?
WTFBBQ?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 17, 2011 at 04:42 PM
Well geez Jeff, it's not like he was chasing her fast...
Posted by: padraig | April 17, 2011 at 04:51 PM
Cindy, my first thought was that it was very impressive for the woman to continuously peddle around the parking lot for three days straight. I'm in excellent shape, and I probably would have collapsed from exaustion.
Posted by: Elon | April 17, 2011 at 05:37 PM
"Chase me around the parking lot in your electric wheelchair one day, shame on you. Chase me around the parking lot in your electric wheelchair two days, shame on..." Wait, how does that go again?
Posted by: frodolives | April 17, 2011 at 05:43 PM
I'm thinking the victim in the story might be just a little starved for attention. By the time she went back for the third day in a row this guy is thinking she wants it, she wants it bad!
Posted by: Wingnut | April 17, 2011 at 09:07 PM
Not sure what the big deal was. He was just hitting on her. Literally.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 17, 2011 at 10:07 PM
Earwig Alert: The Motorcycle Song
I don't want to stalk her
Just want to figure out how to stop her
And I don't want to go to Hooters
'Cause I'd rather ride on my electric scooter
And I don't need to take Viaga
Just want to drive this thing right at 'ya.
It was late last night the other day
I thought I'd go up and see old Gray
So l went up and I saw old Gray
There was only one thing old Grat could say, was:
I don't want to stalk her
Just want to figure out how to stop her
And I don't want to go to Hooters
'Cause I'd rather ride on my electric scooter
And I don't want to take Viaga
Just want to drive this thing right at 'ya.
I can't change Arlo's ending, which fits rather well:
"You gotta sing it with that kind of enthusiasm. Like you just squashed a cop..."
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 17, 2011 at 10:53 PM
mugshot hall of fame.
Posted by: queensbee | April 18, 2011 at 07:21 AM
PirateBoy aka Paul Williams. Funny !
Posted by: LeDud | April 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Neat-O, PB ... that'll be an earwig for me over the next few days ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 18, 2011 at 05:36 PM