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April 28, 2011
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Why buy the cow suit - so you can get the milk for free?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 28, 2011 at 03:02 PM
oh, the irony.
Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2011 at 03:04 PM
My area of Virginia always has the most fun stories. I'm trying to find out if anyone I know knows this kid....
Posted by: Auntie M | April 28, 2011 at 03:05 PM
The judge should sentence him to death by the electric milking machine.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 28, 2011 at 03:18 PM
Then he made a badly-misspelled sign advocating increased consumption of chicken.
Posted by: KJP | April 28, 2011 at 03:32 PM
Thank goodness he wasnt after the Vagistat. Anyone ever notice the resemblance between Dune's (the film) spice-producing giant worms and prophylactics?
Posted by: Ed | April 28, 2011 at 03:33 PM
Details, man, details! Was it:
The McDonalds inside the Walmart?
The Garrisonville McDonalds directly across 610 from the Walmart?
The Aquia McDonalds just across I-95 from the Walmart?
or perhaps the Shelton Shop McDonalds 2-3 miles up 610 from the Walmart?
I think we can safely rule out the McDonalds on Courthouse Rd and the one at Quantico MCB.
But seriously, there are 2 Citgo stations on the corner with that Walmart (and the G'ville McD, and a Hardees/BP). Evidently the owner of the first one bought the corner lot when they were building the Wmt since he didn't want to lose business to the
servicegas station across the street.Posted by: oneblankspace | April 28, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Snork @ KJP.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2011 at 03:37 PM
Least. Observant.Walm@rt. Greeters. EVER.
Soon afterward, witnesses told Stafford sheriff's deputies that the man was handing out the pilfered milk jugs to passersby outside of the Walmart, Kennedy said.
Are we sure he wasn't pledging a frat?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2011 at 03:38 PM
Ed has made one of the most observant posts yet on this blog. Yes Ed now that you mention it .!!!!
Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2011 at 03:59 PM
I had a rash. The doctor prescribed a milk bath.
I ordered thirty gallons from the milkman.
He asked, "Do you want it pastuerized?"
I said, "No. Just up to my chin."
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2011 at 05:28 PM
Ow, bon.
You know, that's just off I95 and only 800 miles north of Florida. Miami effect?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2011 at 05:35 PM
Udderly ridiculous.
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2011 at 05:45 PM
Fortunately, the guy wasn't too hard to spot (so to speak).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 28, 2011 at 06:41 PM
He was trying to live for heifer.
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2011 at 10:42 PM
Hey, my ex-wife lives in Stafford! How bad can it be?
Posted by: Martin Berman-Gorvine | April 29, 2011 at 04:48 PM