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Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | April 26, 2011 at 05:46 PM
This happened at the AW? You know- the root beer place?
Ever since they got rid of the drive-in concept, AW has sure gone downhill.
Posted by: funny man | April 26, 2011 at 05:54 PM
Aaaaw. Sweet. Soon to be a movie on Lifetime.
(but $20?!? WTFBBQ! Take that back to Iowa, ya cornfed cheapskate.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 26, 2011 at 06:02 PM
At his age Maurice needs two prostitutes. That way they have someone to talk to if He falls asleep.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 26, 2011 at 06:23 PM
Every day is Father's Day.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 26, 2011 at 06:29 PM
...hoping that more than eggs got laid
Posted by: sandy | April 26, 2011 at 06:35 PM
He got off because someone Tampa'd with the evidence.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 26, 2011 at 07:05 PM
That's not "buying", that's "renting". Sheesh. What're they teaching reporters these days?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 26, 2011 at 07:52 PM
No, "What Dad Really Wants For Father's Day" headline?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 26, 2011 at 08:31 PM
I hope my daughters love me enough when I'm 80 to spring for more than a $20 hooker. Let's not kid ourselves, at 80 it would probably take a $20 hooker just to get the pump primed for a real hooker.
Posted by: Wingnut | April 26, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Does his HMO cover this?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 26, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Bet he gets off....sorry, poor choice of words. Bet his case gets dismissed since the evidence won't stand up in court.
Posted by: EyeGore | April 26, 2011 at 11:05 PM
Every day is Father's Day.
Posted by: bestmishu | April 27, 2011 at 04:08 AM
Loudmouth, that was my thought too... if only she'd waited for June and asked for the Fathers Day discount.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2011 at 06:32 AM
Will somebody please turn off the Florida weirdo magnet.
Posted by: Ken in Jax | April 27, 2011 at 08:03 AM
Dyslexic dog bites owner after he says, "Sic em!"
Posted by: Mikey | April 27, 2011 at 08:24 AM
No one thought that maybe daddy was rich and she was trying to knock him off. Can we all say heart attack. hahahad Oh well if you gotta go.
Posted by: oldfatguy | April 27, 2011 at 09:04 AM
Daddy must be SO proud.
Posted by: queensbee | April 27, 2011 at 10:02 AM
The actual charge ended up being assault with a dead weapon.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | April 27, 2011 at 02:41 PM
Here in Mamee, for a twenty she'll call you Honey. Once.
Posted by: Ed | April 27, 2011 at 05:12 PM