ATTENTION, BARGAIN-HUNTERS
I have 3 internets for sale.
These are the large kind.
(Thanks to WriterDude)
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Bummer. I need at least 4 to complete my plan for global domination.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 20, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Thanks, but I already bought a First Edition from Al Gore.
Posted by: Ford79 | April 20, 2011 at 02:06 PM
I thought the large ones were thirty feet wide.
How else is a trucker gonna drive thru?
By the way, about the fifteen foot one:
How many broads in that band?
Posted by: funny man | April 20, 2011 at 02:52 PM
He doesn't specify the color.
I'm looking for blue.
Posted by: NotSherly | April 20, 2011 at 02:57 PM
I once had an internet THIS WIDE (hold hands out to the side).
Posted by: Steve | April 20, 2011 at 02:59 PM
I only need one and a half internets. Do you think he'd split one for me?
Posted by: Guin | April 20, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Do you still have them? My two foot wide interwibble is on the blink. It's down to 18 inches and losing width fast.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 20, 2011 at 03:13 PM
Don't waste your money, it's just a series of tubes. You can buy those are Home Depot.
Posted by: random thunking | April 20, 2011 at 03:19 PM
I've already upgraded-- guy sold me a cloud.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | April 20, 2011 at 04:38 PM
Don't need. I told my assistant to print out the Internet and leave it on my desk.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 20, 2011 at 06:53 PM
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day... Teach a man to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks...
Posted by: 2bRich | April 20, 2011 at 07:38 PM
No wonder they're available -- as millions of files are being downloaded every minute, the net can become totally empty very soon.
Have you downloaded any files from the net recently? Please, upload them back!
Posted by: Ralph | April 20, 2011 at 07:43 PM
One is fifteen feet wide.
The other two are 6 feet.
Sorry, I like my internets World Wide.
On a semi-related matter, I once tried to spell-check Internet on my c1992 word-processing program. It didn't like it (but then again, the spell checker didn't like Nicole, either).
Posted by: oneblankspace | April 20, 2011 at 09:21 PM
I'm sorry, but that little kid down the street already came by selling internets and I bought four boxes of those coconut ones, whatever they're called.
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 20, 2011 at 09:25 PM
oneblankspace - I also don't like Nicole.
Posted by: Stev0 | April 21, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Oops, I must have woke up in the alternate universe this morning? Isn't an internet a stocking women wear under their pant suits?
Posted by: oldfatguy | April 21, 2011 at 11:39 AM
The listing is probably for ETHERNET cables. Close enough for craigslist, but reality is boring.
Posted by: Ralph | April 22, 2011 at 01:03 AM