AS FORETOLD IN THE BIBLE
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April 21, 2011
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Good Lord and @$14.99 to boot
Posted by: Theresa | April 21, 2011 at 09:32 AM
White chocolate is an oxymoron.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2011 at 09:35 AM
I prefer dead bunny to undead bunny.
Posted by: Ralph | April 21, 2011 at 09:52 AM
Jeff, I think the term is "undead chocolate".
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Truth In Advertising Laws alert!
If it's "white" chocolate, why does it look green?
I think I'd rather get my tastebuds a bar of Irish
Spring that this one. And it says
"Not a silly little bleeder that will nibble your bum
I mean, what good is a zombie rabbit if he doesn't?
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2011 at 10:08 AM
They only eat cauliflower because it looks like BRRRRAAAAIINNNNNNSSSSSS.....
Posted by: padraig | April 21, 2011 at 10:49 AM
A real rabbit is eating my asperagus. He will soon become a zombie rabbit.
Posted by: LeDud | April 21, 2011 at 12:20 PM
*does not want to pay for therapy for my 2 yr old grandson, so will stick to simply gnawing the ears off of chocolate wabbits*
Posted by: Punkin | April 21, 2011 at 01:45 PM
btw, slightly o/t but if anyone is a Terminator movie fan then you will know today is "Judgement Day". Watch out for your computers and other machines. As for this, I prefer cute little chocolate bunnies with bows. I don't want to bite the ear off a chocolate bunny and see it bleed.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 21, 2011 at 02:34 PM
i'm sorry. i'm a jewish kid. but it is probably sacreligious to dessecrate an easter bunny. not to mention an affront to chocolate
Posted by: queensbee | April 21, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Nothing says Easter like little animal zombies rising from the grave. Handbasket leaving on track 12.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 21, 2011 at 08:00 PM
Hey, ya think chocolate zombie bunnies are scary?
You aint seen nuthin yet.
Waint to you see the bloodsucking anticoagulant zombie peeps!!!
Posted by: funny man | April 21, 2011 at 10:51 PM
I just got finished reading this.
http://thinkgeek.com/blog/2011/04/how-not-to-ship-chocolate-zomb.html?cpg=tw#comment-form
Posted by: Carolyn | April 22, 2011 at 03:51 PM