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April 28, 2011

ALWAYS STOP AFTER 27 DRINKS

An attorney who specializes in drunken-driving offenses is suing a Florida strip club, claiming it got him so drunk he spent almost $19,000 on his credit card, Courthousenews.com reports.

(Thanks to Alan Glenn)

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He'll probably demand a hung(over) jury.

There's Gold - in them there 'hills.'

In Gold's complaint the counselor claims beer is a thousand dollars a bottle. A personal lap dance is .40 cents.

bonmot?

I've spent more on an attorney. And I bet Mr. Gold had more fun than I did.

How could he possibly take responsibility for his own stupidity when his livelihood requires his arguing that his clients are not responsible for their actions? GRRR. Sorry, back to the inanity please.

Bwahahah. Bwaaaaaaa. How about suing yourself, dumbass.

Is he going to give back the blowjob?

Gold got rushed?

I notice he is not suing for defamation of character.

That Chinese post translates to:

Place where the issuance of a large Caesar Caesar

WTF?

Don't click the link. It's spam for a pirate software site.

Q: What's the difference between an angry rooster and a lawyer?

A: The rooster clucks defiant.

Mr Gold has a fool for a client.

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