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April 17, 2011

ALWAYS KEEP ONE HANDY

81-year-old man clobbers robbery suspect upside the head with frying pan

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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You go , Buddy! Seniors unite!

... um ... "friend" potatoes? ...

Mebbe that's why so many posts are disappearin' frum FB ... OMG! Friends are PEOPLE!!!

(I find it interestin' that Charlton Heston can be related to a couple of facets of this story & commentary ... merely sayin' ... )

An 81 year old man working in the garden with a frying pan full of potatoes nearby. Not remembering which day He took anti senility meds ruled primary cause of garden breakfast whop upside the head episode.

"Smith grabbed the nearest weapon -- a frying pan full of fried potatoes. Smith hit the man, knocking some of his teeth out with the frying pan. He then used a nearby pitchfork to stick the robber in the side."

Dad?

Exactly what was the caretaker doing while this 81 year old man was clobbering the robber? I believe I'd find a new caretaker. You Go Grandpa!!!!!

It's clobberin' time. And get off my lawn.

On a related note, the city of Chicago is considering a new law that will ban law abiding individuals from possessing frying pans. If you're a criminal, well it's ok then because obviously society is to blame for your current predicament.

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