WHY WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS ON SUPER GLUE

Shawn has superglued a miniature sequined fedora to the side of his head, and what was fashionable by night has become a living nightmare by day.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[nursecindy]

It's going to take a lot more than removing a hat to make him quit looking like an idiot. As an experienced ER nurse let me just say, " Rrrriiiipppp". No more problem.

[LeDud]

Is this what the Canadians refer to as a "Hat Trick" ?

[Coconuts]

Duh, does't nail polish remover work on superglue? I'm assuming, with his boyfriend and all, that he's single...

[funny man]

Fingernail polish remover. Dissolves super glue.

doesn't affect stupidity.

"Are you trying to make me look like a fool?"

"Naw, you did that already"

Old three stooges lines.

[Punkin]

Wait til they see how he kept the garter belts on.

[Telecomdropout]

Remember "The Money Pit" ? Tom Hanks - Shelly something-or-other ?
Remember when the bathtub fell through the floor and smashed in the grand entry hall ?
Remember how Tom Hanks laughed ??
That's what I did, after I saw this.
Then I read the comments, and I have to say, I am still wiping tears off my face. Key quote from comments:
Why'd they cut the top off the hat ? Now it looks like a sequined donut. How is that better ??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Layzeeboy]

Tiny little hat for a tiny little brain.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Glue one to the other side...hang out at D!sneyland ...maybe you'll get paid.

[sandy]

it sure is cocked to one side

nttawwt

[queensbee]

yep - acetone. talk about dummies.
and, fyi - the man who invented superglue died yesterday. seriously, named Coover. saw the obit in the Times. hope he doesnt stick to the inside of his coffin..............

[Steve]

Any hardware store will sell superglue remover. Maybe they've never been to one?

[Layzeeboy]

Steve, I'm guessin' not. Florist maybe. NTTAWWT

[Annie Where-but-here]

Ooooh, snap, Steve! Never been to a hardware store - that's harsh...and probably accurate.

[oneblankspace]

In a semi-related tweet,

The @NHL & @getglue have struck official partnership for sports-related check-ins incl rewards for fans during playoffs

[Loudmouth]

I think it's a real live asshat.

[Ralph]

Since he went to the Emergency Department for this, they should have amputated, preferably at the neck.