WHY WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS ON SUPER GLUE
(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jeff Meyerson)
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(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jeff Meyerson)
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It's going to take a lot more than removing a hat to make him quit looking like an idiot. As an experienced ER nurse let me just say, " Rrrriiiipppp". No more problem.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2011 at 01:20 PM
Is this what the Canadians refer to as a "Hat Trick" ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 29, 2011 at 01:33 PM
Duh, does't nail polish remover work on superglue? I'm assuming, with his boyfriend and all, that he's single...
Posted by: Coconuts | March 29, 2011 at 01:48 PM
Fingernail polish remover. Dissolves super glue.
doesn't affect stupidity.
"Are you trying to make me look like a fool?"
"Naw, you did that already"
Old three stooges lines.
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Wait til they see how he kept the garter belts on.
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2011 at 02:33 PM
Remember "The Money Pit" ? Tom Hanks - Shelly something-or-other ?
Remember when the bathtub fell through the floor and smashed in the grand entry hall ?
Remember how Tom Hanks laughed ??
That's what I did, after I saw this.
Then I read the comments, and I have to say, I am still wiping tears off my face. Key quote from comments:
Why'd they cut the top off the hat ? Now it looks like a sequined donut. How is that better ??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Posted by: Telecomdropout | March 29, 2011 at 02:36 PM
Tiny little hat for a tiny little brain.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2011 at 02:40 PM
Glue one to the other side...hang out at D!sneyland ...maybe you'll get paid.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2011 at 02:43 PM
it sure is cocked to one side
nttawwt
Posted by: sandy | March 29, 2011 at 02:48 PM
yep - acetone. talk about dummies.
and, fyi - the man who invented superglue died yesterday. seriously, named Coover. saw the obit in the Times. hope he doesnt stick to the inside of his coffin..............
Posted by: queensbee | March 29, 2011 at 03:14 PM
Any hardware store will sell superglue remover. Maybe they've never been to one?
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2011 at 03:23 PM
Steve, I'm guessin' not. Florist maybe. NTTAWWT
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2011 at 03:35 PM
Ooooh, snap, Steve! Never been to a hardware store - that's harsh...and probably accurate.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2011 at 04:32 PM
In a semi-related tweet,
The @NHL & @getglue have struck official partnership for sports-related check-ins incl rewards for fans during playoffs
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 29, 2011 at 04:59 PM
I think it's a real live asshat.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 29, 2011 at 05:58 PM
Since he went to the Emergency Department for this, they should have amputated, preferably at the neck.
Posted by: Ralph | March 29, 2011 at 06:35 PM