WHY WE NEED GUYS
Guys are responsible for virtually all important inventions.
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March 30, 2011
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Guys? Dave this is a Machete shooting slingshot. We all know siouxie was behind this, somehow.
Posted by: Elon | March 30, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Man, if I only had a nickle for every time I said I wish I had a machete shooting slingshot.
Posted by: Sean In Akron | March 30, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Of course Siouxie was behind this. If she were in front of it, she'd get hurt.
Might be cool, but the baby-blue Esprit shirt kills the presentation. Might I suggest some camo gear and a few scars?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Now if he could just combine it with a boomerang...
Posted by: Betsy | March 30, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I think Siouxie is the one holding the camera.
Posted by: wiredog | March 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM
It looks like Michael Chiklis. Is he aiming at ABC
because they canceled NO ORDINARY FAMILY?
Posted by: funny man | March 30, 2011 at 01:06 PM
THIS guy has a 'MCchete' - Siouxie is The 'MAmachete'
('n she could take his McNuggets any day)
Posted by: sandy | March 30, 2011 at 01:09 PM
Looks like it would be real handy in an emergency, as long as you are REALLY accurate (or have a 6-machete auto-load clip), and as long as you are within a 3-foot range.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 30, 2011 at 01:29 PM
Dave, guys are responsible for what they think are important inventions. His wife was out of camera range with a tetanus shot and a telephone in case 911 needed to be called.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2011 at 01:30 PM
Woah! He is SO ready for the zombie apocalypse.
I did find the 'Carved a notch in the tip to accept the rubber.' to be kind of disturbing.
Posted by: fivver | March 30, 2011 at 01:38 PM
His launching device looks more Pinewood Derby than actual weapon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2011 at 02:56 PM
I am going to give you blog guys a tip. If you want a woman to do anything you desire, invent self-dusting furniture. Trust me.
Posted by: nursecindy who is doing her spring cleaning | March 30, 2011 at 03:07 PM
Big whoop. Wake me up when he can sling a chain saw. Now THAT would be a boon to civilization.
Posted by: padraig | March 30, 2011 at 03:11 PM
"...leave it to the stupid experts..."
Men are irresistibly attracted to stupid and to women who point out that their stuff is stupid.
Women who point out that their men like stupid stuff should pause and think.
Posted by: Steve | March 30, 2011 at 03:25 PM
*smacks Steve with stupid stick*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2011 at 04:05 PM
I'm down with stupid. I'm stuck on stupid. Stupid makes the world go 'round. What's love got to do with it, Tina?
A machete crossbow might be more effective.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2011 at 04:19 PM
Lets face it. A woman couldn't come up with something like this. Maybe some kind of scrapbook abomination, but not a work of genius like this!
Posted by: LeDud | March 30, 2011 at 06:20 PM
That guy has some really cool videos. He is obsessed by slingshots. One is a shotgun slingshot that beats the machete slingshot to pieces.
PS. fivver, he has one made from a condom.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2011 at 07:18 PM
Cindy, engineers are hard at work on that. Search for "Lotus material" But it's one of those things like nuclear fusion, which is always the wave of the future.
Posted by: Elon | March 30, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Thanks, Elon. Hurry up Wilhelm Barthlott!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2011 at 01:48 AM