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March 01, 2011


...could you print me a cheeseburger?

(Thanks to The Perts)


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So THAT'S where Jesus keeps coming from. They just set it on multiple copies.

Ultimate in couch potatodom -- make the food printer wireless.

Yet another idea brought to us by the creators of Star Trek -- food replicator.

This will turn into porn in three, two, one . . .

low-fat edibles?

If they could just make an electric box where you could put frozen food in it and in about 60 seconds have a delicious semi-edible meal.


"It lets you do complex geometries with food that you could never do by hand..."

"...even if you've been drinking!"

". . . after a chupacabra has gnawed all your digits off"

"...even if you never wash it!"

"...even if you were Julia Child."

"...even if you used a graphic interfacing Mac."

"...even if you wore protection used a condom."

"Imagine [a food] almost like a meatloaf that absorbs sauce like a sponge. That is cool — much cooler to me than printing some ersatz steak."

Not a good idea. Too much gravy will overwhelm and
liquify the "meatloaf" no matter what the consistency.

Unless you add the secret ingredient of McNuggets...
Silly Putty.

Imagine printing edible silly putty. Or edible pooh.
It will usher in the armageddon, I tell you!!!

Because it has to be somewhat liquid and flow-able, will it taste like soy, one of the key ingredients in consumer inks?

"... unless you are a preschooler at a birthday party."

funny man, there's no such thing as "too much gravy".

" . . . even if you're marsupial."

"....unless you are a kid at dinner trying to avoid eating his lima beans."

Ok, now I have to decide if this is cool or just strange.

" . . . even if you're oldfatguy deciding if this is cool or strange."

"....even if you're bonmot commenting on oldfatguy deciding if this is cool or strange."

*snork* @ Wolfsong.

Yes, it's getting silly.

in Montpelier

Dominos will go out of business if they get this right.

Nothin' wrong with silly....it's why we're all here!

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. You cheap shoe bastard.

This is old news from the future.

Just beam me a Big Mac.

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