THIS WAY SHE CAN SIGN INTO REHAB FASTER
Lindsay Lohan plans to drop last name to be identified only by her single moniker, says mom Dina
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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March 25, 2011
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Might have an objection...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 25, 2011 at 03:18 PM
Didn't Hiaasen predict this in his last book?
Life imitates art.
Posted by: twitter.com/JugglerOfGeese | March 25, 2011 at 03:30 PM
look how well this has worked out for cher, and Liza, and....
Posted by: queensbee | March 25, 2011 at 03:32 PM
^...snooki?
Posted by: sandy | March 25, 2011 at 03:34 PM
I suggest Loser.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 25, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Good Idea, I think I will just go by OLD.
Posted by: oldfatguy | March 25, 2011 at 03:51 PM
Could be a problem - I bet she starts getting mistaken for ex-Mayor John Lindsay in no time.
Posted by: MrToad | March 25, 2011 at 04:07 PM
I'm thinking Lindsay Sheen.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 25, 2011 at 04:22 PM
Lindsay Lohan plans to be identified only by a single moniker which turns out to be 0458463.
Posted by: SlapShotFan | March 25, 2011 at 04:28 PM
This wouldn't be all just for publicity, would it...?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 25, 2011 at 04:28 PM
Personally, I think she should take after Prince and drop the name altogether.
Posted by: Elon | March 25, 2011 at 05:00 PM
The ditz formerly known as Lindsay.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 25, 2011 at 05:07 PM
Dina Lohan said, adding that "me and [Lindsay's sister] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan."
Attention Mr. Language Person, stat!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 25, 2011 at 05:09 PM
On a related note, I am issuing a restraining order against stupid, boring, pseudo-celebrities.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 25, 2011 at 05:29 PM
I dare to stop me, Annie!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen | March 25, 2011 at 05:43 PM
I guess Moron was taken.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2011 at 05:58 PM
I don't remember ever reading a news/gossip item about her that didn't ID her as 'Troubled Actress Lindsay Lohan'. So is she going to drop 'troubled actress', too?
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 25, 2011 at 06:39 PM
Jailbait is better.
Posted by: EyeGore | March 25, 2011 at 06:50 PM
How about Dumbassette
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2011 at 07:31 PM
Will she also drop her middle name...Firecrotch?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 25, 2011 at 07:36 PM
The world is full of people who I do not care one whit about. Does that make me a sociopath?
Or rational?
Posted by: Steve | March 25, 2011 at 07:48 PM
Just call me Wo.
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 25, 2011 at 09:15 PM
One name to rule them all.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2011 at 10:08 PM
I'd go with: 49.99P
Posted by: LeDud | March 25, 2011 at 11:32 PM
Much more talented, except at spelling.
Posted by: Ralph | March 26, 2011 at 12:41 AM
Paging Mr. Language Person. STAT!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 26, 2011 at 08:19 AM
Siouxie,
True and I think skank and poser were already called for as well.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 26, 2011 at 09:34 AM
Siouxie, check 5:09 pm entry yesterday.
How's tax season going so far?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2011 at 09:42 AM