SO MAYBE HE'S AVAILABLE!
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says he saw Bizarre Fecal Rampage open for the Dead Kennedys)
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March 31, 2011
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Mother always said never open the door when someone knocks and shouts " I'm the devil ! " .
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 31, 2011 at 05:30 PM
I was the real "fifth Bizarre Fecal Rampage". True story.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | March 31, 2011 at 05:46 PM
"Knock, knock!"
"Who is it?"
"Landsh!t!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2011 at 05:56 PM
As opposed to your normal, run-of-the-mill fecal rampage.
Posted by: Stev0 | March 31, 2011 at 06:21 PM
The evidence was still on his hands... I wonder which officer drew the short straw and had to break out his or her handcuffs
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 31, 2011 at 06:25 PM
I get the fecal rampage after tequila and onion rings.
Posted by: Punkin | March 31, 2011 at 06:26 PM
So his middle name is "(Illuminati)"? Um.
Posted by: Elon | March 31, 2011 at 06:41 PM
Update;New York is safe again!
Posted by: Elon | March 31, 2011 at 06:48 PM
Excrement and expletives.. Excellent.
Posted by: Sean In Akron | March 31, 2011 at 07:34 PM
"You never call, you never light...."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2011 at 07:40 PM
I don't know what that guy had been eating but I want to so I can avoid it. Anything so flammable that you can light it fresh from your out port doesn't need to be in my digestive tract.
Posted by: Wingnut | March 31, 2011 at 09:19 PM
I bet his jail nickname is "Flaming A$$hole".
Posted by: Steve | March 31, 2011 at 10:23 PM
He is an Illuminati? Wow!
Posted by: eye cream reviews | March 31, 2011 at 10:24 PM
I can't believe nobody said Fecal Rampage WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 31, 2011 at 10:55 PM
You would though, wouldn't you?
Have you taken the trash out?
Posted by: Mrs.Wolfsong | March 31, 2011 at 11:00 PM
Martin Luther had similar issues with his bowel movements and thought his feces was somehow satan or satinic.. Real wacko, but a heck of a monk .. Jung describes this mental issue ML had, but I can't remember what it's called.. .. But then again he had a Diet Of Worms..Amazing he was able to write the 95 theses and be taken seriously.
Posted by: Sean In Akron | March 31, 2011 at 11:51 PM
Wolfsong, after you take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, and make sure there is enough gas in my car. Or else. Also leave me the credit card. I'm going shopping tomorrow. You go to work.
Posted by: Mrs. Wolfsong | April 01, 2011 at 12:23 AM
Sean, you forgot to add, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 01, 2011 at 12:27 AM
Of course, The Blazing Feces WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: jon | April 01, 2011 at 08:22 AM
Great article! Thanks!
Posted by: Manuka Honey | November 17, 2011 at 05:21 AM