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March 31, 2011


Staten Island man set pregnant ex-girlfriend's apartment ablaze in bizarre fecal rampage, cops allege

(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says he saw Bizarre Fecal Rampage open for the Dead Kennedys)


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Mother always said never open the door when someone knocks and shouts " I'm the devil ! " .

I was the real "fifth Bizarre Fecal Rampage". True story.

"Knock, knock!"
"Who is it?"

As opposed to your normal, run-of-the-mill fecal rampage.

The evidence was still on his hands... I wonder which officer drew the short straw and had to break out his or her handcuffs

I get the fecal rampage after tequila and onion rings.

So his middle name is "(Illuminati)"? Um.

Update;New York is safe again!

Excrement and expletives.. Excellent.

"You never call, you never light...."

I don't know what that guy had been eating but I want to so I can avoid it. Anything so flammable that you can light it fresh from your out port doesn't need to be in my digestive tract.

I bet his jail nickname is "Flaming A$$hole".

He is an Illuminati? Wow!

I can't believe nobody said Fecal Rampage WBAGNFARB

You would though, wouldn't you?

Have you taken the trash out?

Martin Luther had similar issues with his bowel movements and thought his feces was somehow satan or satinic.. Real wacko, but a heck of a monk .. Jung describes this mental issue ML had, but I can't remember what it's called.. .. But then again he had a Diet Of Worms..Amazing he was able to write the 95 theses and be taken seriously.

Wolfsong, after you take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, and make sure there is enough gas in my car. Or else. Also leave me the credit card. I'm going shopping tomorrow. You go to work.

Sean, you forgot to add, NTTAWWT.

Of course, The Blazing Feces WBAGNFARB.

Great article! Thanks!

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