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March 27, 2011

LADIES, WE'RE SPECULATING THAT HE JUST MIGHT BE AVAILABLE

A British man with a fetish for cow manure was beginning a two-year jail sentence Thursday after he was caught sexually pleasuring himself while covered in dung on a farm in southwestern England.

(Thanks to Marc)

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I want to know where he was wearing the sock.

As I said when I sent this, just ick.

Dave, I think the only "ladies" he's interested in are named Elsie and Bossie.

Now there's one guy that doesn't have to worry about anyone bothering him in prison.

yuck. that just stinks.

He should move to the US where he'll be coverd by the Americans with Disabilities Act. I think his problem is disabling...employers may have issues with his hygine philosophy.

Advice to any dairy farmers in the vacinity, "keep him away from the udders."

Was he charged with a moo-ving violation? At least that's what I herd....


Men have a tendency to go crazy after Siouxie dumps them. He was perfectly normal before this happened.

ASBO time. With emphasis on the "B.O."

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