INCREDIBLY, THIS IS NOT ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN

"There's not only a chemical signal in the feces that says 'Hooly dooley, this is a dangerous animal', it's 'Hooly dooley, this is a dangerous animal that's been eating my friends'," Murray told the AFP.

(Thanks to Joshua Tolley)

Comments

[wiredog]

Are we sure this isn't about Charlie Sheen?

What about the Kardashians?

[David]

Do you suppose it would keep the deer out of our yard?

[Loudmouth]

If he's got tiger blood, he's probably got tiger... We already know he's full of it and it drove off those pests to wanted to pay him a measly $1.5M a week.

[queensbee]

hooly dooley and the S**t-kicker band. wbagnfarb
just sayin.

[padraig]

OK, raise your hand if you are trying how to work the expression "Hooley Dooley!" into everyday conversation.

[padraig]

"trying ^to figure out^ how"

I get SO EXCITED when I post, my fingers just fly away from me.

[Steve]

It doesn't seem practical without laxatives to get enough tiger poop to protect much of anything. And if you were to be able to synthesize it (Lady at bar: What do yo do for a living? Man: I make tiger poop. Lady runs away.) wouldn't the animals lose their fear because, man, it's EVERYWHERE?

[nannie]

Hooly dooley! There go padraig's fingers!

[oldfatguy]

For some reason when I got up this morning I never expected to see these words together.
synthetic tiger feces
synthetic tiger feces
synthetic tiger feces.

I am going back to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream.

[MartiniShark]

I'm wondering what feces spread around would not drive things away?

[Kibby F5™]

"hooly dooley"?

People actually use that phrase?

And here's the "feral deer"! Feral chickens, feral deer? What, everything going "feral"?

And besides, aren't deer suppoooosed to be feral?

[Wolfsong]

Does it work on Beiber fans? Or would it only work if the tiger actually ate Beiber?

Hey, wait......

[bonmot]

What do you put out if you're (not "your") trying to avoid people who say "Hooley Dooley"?

Besides the porchlight.