INCREDIBLY, HE IS NOT SINGLE
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March 28, 2011
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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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I sure hope he threw those toothpicks away after this stunning feat. Maybe a bearded blog guy can answer this. Why?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Coincidentally, 2747 little chicken hearts wrapped in bacon were served at the next office Christmas party.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 28, 2011 at 12:46 PM
It's nice to know at least one member of ZZTop is so
"productive" during their off-tour time.
What do the other guys do? Just watch TV?
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2011 at 01:03 PM
right. why?
oh. random a$$hat.
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2011 at 01:34 PM
That is one fugly beard.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2011 at 04:47 PM
He looks like a beaver blew up in his face. Ahem.
Posted by: hogsatemysister | March 28, 2011 at 05:38 PM
Somehow this made me think of a porcupine.
Posted by: Coconuts in TX | March 28, 2011 at 06:06 PM
I wondered about ke and the wife kissing, but looking at that beard I'm betting thar ship sailed a while ago.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2011 at 06:12 PM
No toothpicks, but we did have a kitten who used to root around in there. We finally figured she had "Mommy" issues and was looking for a nipple.
Oh, and bees. For some reason honeybees used to like to land and look around.
They tickled.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2011 at 07:20 PM
Jesus, Mary and Dale Earnhardt jr, how could this fine specimen of a man be single? Unbelievable!
Posted by: laszlo | March 28, 2011 at 08:25 PM
"There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'"
-- Edward Lear
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2011 at 09:51 PM
*aims flamethrower at spammers*
Dammit, I just shaved my beard off! I didn't know there was a contest!
Posted by: djtonyb | March 29, 2011 at 03:19 AM
Is there some way to connect "speakers" with "pen drive" and get them caught in an endless loop?
And, maybe, fix it so that whenever they touch their computers they get an electric shock? And, maybe, they turn into jackasses and...no, this fantasy is getting out of hand.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2011 at 11:54 AM