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The man said a bird recently pooped on his head, and his friends told him it was a sign of luck coming his way.
"I thought it was a load of rubbish, but when I was in a Lotto shop I had $5 left in my wallet so thought I would buy a scratchie and test my luck.
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
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Instant Kiwi - yum!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2011 at 11:57 AM
There's an old joke about the foo bird that's too long to repeat here, but the punch line is "If the foo sh!ts, wear it."
Posted by: Wingnut | March 27, 2011 at 12:53 PM
That's also a very good way to get rid of a whiner. If someone is complaining about something, tell them it's a sign of good luck coming their way. If they question you, tell them to go G00gle it. Key word - go.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 27, 2011 at 01:13 PM
Lucky Sh!T, eh?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 27, 2011 at 02:08 PM
Migrating Canadian Geese...bring it on...
Posted by: EB | March 27, 2011 at 08:11 PM
He can start his new life by washing the crap off his head.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 27, 2011 at 09:32 PM
I thought you're supposed to defend yourself and leave no tern unstoned.
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2011 at 02:49 AM
I was in a liquor store one day to buy a lottery ticket (really!).
The young lady ahead of me mentioned to the clerk that she was going out for the night and needed five scratch-off tickets. I laughed silently.
She spent five dollars and left the store with $135, winning on every single ticket. I came very close to asking her to buy my ticket for me.
As I got my ticket, the clerk said that the woman bought tickets every Friday and paid for her fun for the weekend.
I lost.
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2011 at 07:56 PM