BUT IT WAS AN ENERGIZED MOUSE

A Federal Way man has filed a lawsuit against the maker of Monster Energy Drinks. He claims he found a dead mouse at the bottom of his can, and he has the lab work to prove it.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Comments

[Wingnut]

Just judging from the taste, I assumed every can had a dead mouse in it.

[sandy]

Verily, Vitaliy violently vomited varmint

[A]

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR [ENERGY DRINK], eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

Hosers.

[Betsy]

The lab omitted the most important part of the autopsy: did the mouse have Monster in its lungs? (Jeez...don't these people watch TV?)

[Annie Where-but-here]

Looks like somebody slipped him a Mickey....Mouse.

[nursecindy]

Are there employees at food and drink plants that randomly put mice and frogs in food and drink and then sit back to see how many people find them?

[Steve]

Did the mouse have tiny bolts through its neck and really, really thick shoes on?

[Annie Where-but-here]

It's a sign that good luck is coming his way...in the form of winning a lawsuit.

[Ralph]

Erect tail dysfunction?

[Loudmouth]

Red Menace Bull.

[LeDud]

I'm with A. Sounds like the plot to STRANGE BREW II: THE DETOX SAGA

[Rosie]

Gosh....that's disgusting! I wonder how a mouse got in there?! If I were a mouse or for that matter any animal I would stay away from Monsters, they reek and taste horrible!