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March 30, 2011

BUT IT WAS AN ENERGIZED MOUSE

A Federal Way man has filed a lawsuit against the maker of Monster Energy Drinks. He claims he found a dead mouse at the bottom of his can, and he has the lab work to prove it.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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Just judging from the taste, I assumed every can had a dead mouse in it.

Verily, Vitaliy violently vomited varmint

"Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR [ENERGY DRINK], eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges."

Hosers.

The lab omitted the most important part of the autopsy: did the mouse have Monster in its lungs? (Jeez...don't these people watch TV?)

Looks like somebody slipped him a Mickey....Mouse.

Are there employees at food and drink plants that randomly put mice and frogs in food and drink and then sit back to see how many people find them?

Did the mouse have tiny bolts through its neck and really, really thick shoes on?

It's a sign that good luck is coming his way...in the form of winning a lawsuit.

Erect tail dysfunction?

Red Menace Bull.

I'm with A. Sounds like the plot to STRANGE BREW II: THE DETOX SAGA

Gosh....that's disgusting! I wonder how a mouse got in there?! If I were a mouse or for that matter any animal I would stay away from Monsters, they reek and taste horrible!

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