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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Posted by: markhh | March 28, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Is that a shrimp in your pants or are you just not happy to see me?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2011 at 12:41 PM
No one likes getting caught with a shrimpy package.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 28, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I'd be embarrassed to say I had a shrimp in my pants. If I were a guy, that is. Which I'm not.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2011 at 01:01 PM
Bad reporting!!!
Did he, the officer, or the security guard remove
the shrimp from suspect's pants? Was it filmed?
Were the
pantsrightsfingerprints preserved?Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: funny man | March 28, 2011 at 01:12 PM
FROZEN shrimp down there? Wouldn't a cold shower be easier?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2011 at 01:35 PM
what size shrimp? jumbo shrimp?
Posted by: queensbee | March 28, 2011 at 01:36 PM
Hot flashes? No wait, it was a guy.
I'm stumped.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2011 at 04:49 PM
What IS it with people putting stuff in their pants on this blog???
Posted by: Tash | March 28, 2011 at 05:14 PM
Um,
shrimpageshrinkage comes to mind.Posted by: Coconuts in TX | March 28, 2011 at 06:07 PM
Let's get this straight. Did he put a shrimp in his pants or did he HAVE one in his pants?
Posted by: Steve | March 28, 2011 at 07:07 PM
Shrimp cocktail?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2011 at 07:45 PM