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Oh, no occifer, we're not as think as you drunk we are.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 28, 2011 at 10:19 AM
So...amazingly, alcohol was involved.
But where are the "taken at the scene" pictures?
Shoddy journalism.
One more question: did he lose a bet? How else explain the haircut?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 28, 2011 at 10:23 AM
He looks like a Baldwin brother...
Posted by: thecon | February 28, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Good to see the passengers got off!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | February 28, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Wouldn't you love to see the police dashboard camera footage from this stop???
Posted by: David | February 28, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Darwin was about to be defeated again.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 28, 2011 at 11:27 AM
The driver blew it.
When the officer said that his eyes looked a little glassy and had he been drinking, he should have responded with "Officer...your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
Speaking as a long-time police officer, the officer in question would have laughed himself silly, and let the nekkid offender off with a warning...or...maybe not...heh.
Posted by: Afkat | February 28, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Nebraska in February? That's not nearly enough beer.
Posted by: Steve | February 28, 2011 at 11:58 AM
@Afkat -- Many police really, really love donut jokes. Especially when they are off duty.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 28, 2011 at 12:01 PM
If I'm awake at 2:30 am, there's a good chance I'll be naked in my pickup with three others
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 28, 2011 at 12:28 PM
If he keeps that up, his show is going to get cancelled.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 28, 2011 at 02:25 PM
Who gets nekkid in Nebraska in the middle of winter and goes outside? Even if it is into a waiting pick-em-up truck?
Posted by: bonmot | February 28, 2011 at 02:25 PM
Driving While Inflagrante
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 28, 2011 at 04:07 PM