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February 24, 2011

VODKA WILL CONTINUE TO BE CLASSIFIED AS GATORADE

Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

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In Munich I had a Muechener Fruhstuck ("Munichian Breakfast"): veal sausage, with a pretzel and a beer.

And I wasn't alone.

Gonna put a crimp in the kindergarten beer and cookies break.

Wait...This doesn't include Coors Lite, does it?

That's OK, most American beers wouldn't qualify, either.

And death by alcohol poisoning will continue to be classified as "natural causes."

Not one bit surprised.

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