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Edgar?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Actually, didn't he fight Raymond Burr for Tokyo? Or maybe it was Nick Adams.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Supersize my Unagi order, please!!
Posted by: Climbr880 | February 25, 2011 at 11:33 AM
That makes me glad I've never killed an eel I caught while fishing.
People can form trust-based relationships with a wider variety of animals than Westerners are accustomed to doing.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2011 at 12:12 PM
fEELings....whoa whoa fEELings......for those little EEL things.....
Posted by: LeDud | February 25, 2011 at 12:42 PM
oh well
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 12:46 PM
We're gonna need a lot more eel sauce.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2011 at 12:47 PM
"NAGASAKI -- An old giant eel that inhabited a well here and was loved by local residents died on Feb. 24."
Who then made it into sushi immediately thereafter.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 25, 2011 at 12:49 PM
How does an eel " show signs of weakness "... by dropping out of rehab and reactivating its Everquest account ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 25, 2011 at 03:57 PM
'How does an eel show signs of weakness...?'
hmmm....
Does ur eel hang low
doesn't wobble to & fro?
can you tie it in a knot
can you tie it in a bow?
If it's floatin' in ur well
then it's died & gone to hell
'Sayonara, Unatar-oooo'
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 04:21 PM
'Eel be missed by all...
Posted by: Sean In Akron | February 25, 2011 at 04:24 PM
I do remember reading about an eel in a Florida marine park that was a favorite with certain divers. He would come out of his hole and tamely take tidbits from, not of, the diver's hand.
I seem to remember that they kept his exact location quiet for the eel's safety.
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2011 at 05:25 PM
Snork a la Sandy !
Posted by: LeDud | February 25, 2011 at 05:26 PM
And i thought my social life was pathetic. Well, I suppose it still is but at least I don't get up in the middle of the night to take care of my eel. Wait a minute, maybe I do.
Posted by: Wingnut | February 25, 2011 at 06:15 PM
Thanks a LOT, LeDud.
Quick, somebody sing a Beatles Medley!
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 25, 2011 at 10:48 PM
That's a moray....
Posted by: Ralph | February 25, 2011 at 11:06 PM
"Ee'll be Back..."
Posted by: Ahnoldataro | February 26, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Where do you plug it in?
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 26, 2011 at 08:08 PM
Ralph, I'm not sure that Dino is any better than He Who Shall Not Be Named....
But thanks for trying.
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 26, 2011 at 09:01 PM