THEY'RE ALSO AN EXCELLENT NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Dark testicles might protect birds from mutation
(Thanks to jon harris and RussellMc)
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February 25, 2011
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I've heard of women melonizing their breasts, but I've never heard of a dude melonizing his balls. Could lead to scrotal stretch, which of course WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: bonmot | February 25, 2011 at 11:36 AM
- so what about the bluebirds?
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 11:48 AM
So bruising them helps?
The things we women have to do to keep our men from mutating.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2011 at 12:33 PM
And while scientists waste their time on this stuff, we're all still waiting for our flying cars.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 25, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I'm still adjusting to that name, but it's very interesting.
Posted by: Roque Caston | February 25, 2011 at 12:44 PM
So thats where chicken nuggests come from!
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2011 at 12:45 PM
If only testicles could talk...
wait a minute (lightbulb over head turn on)..
"Testifying Testicles" WBAGNFARB!
Or a gospel movie?
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2011 at 12:52 PM
So true,Annie. A woman's work is never done.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Couple 'o real ballbusters we've got here.
Posted by: bonmot | February 25, 2011 at 01:59 PM
Are they saying blackbirds don't evolve? Someone alert the NAACP.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Any of you blog boys need your testicules bruised??
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2011 at 03:28 PM
The only bird that they found teste color made no difference in reproduction was the Swallow.
Posted by: Sean In Akron | February 25, 2011 at 03:57 PM
*snork* @ sean!
- but what about boobies & tits?
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 04:12 PM
^ - birds, that is
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 04:13 PM
So the NBA is safe?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | February 25, 2011 at 04:47 PM
so THAT'S what Harry Baals is hiding!
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 05:30 PM
Does "dark testicles" have any connection with The Doors "Dusky jewels" - (Hello, I Love You)
Posted by: pogo | February 25, 2011 at 05:46 PM
The opposite is also true - Kardashianstan, aka, Hollywood, aka Land 'o Mutants, is about to get very, very white.
P.S. Brrrrr!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2011 at 05:54 PM
There was a young man from Des Moines
with a darkness about his loin
when he wished to copulate
he tried an unwilling mate
who introduced her knee to his groin
Posted by: Wingnut | February 25, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Inky Testicles. WBAGNFARB or else a newspapermans disease.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2011 at 06:49 PM
There was an old coot from Great Falls,
Who hung out in windowless walls,
Said he, "Not a lark,
I must stay in the dark.
It's good for testicular balls."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 25, 2011 at 07:07 PM
For educational purposes. (Maybe it was to graphic when I sent it in.)
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2011 at 07:09 PM
Wasn't "Dark Testicles" a soap opera in the '60's?
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 25, 2011 at 08:26 PM
I believe that was Dark Shadows, Wolfsong. So, which is your favorite soap now?
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2011 at 08:55 PM
So testicle shades will be the new rage. No undressing (or other activities) except in the dark.
Posted by: EyeGore | February 25, 2011 at 08:58 PM
Current favorite is "As The Stomach Churns".
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 25, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Hey! You stole the Soap Opera theme from my workplace!
Posted by: EB | February 26, 2011 at 07:09 PM