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February 21, 2011
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Posted by: Guin | February 21, 2011 at 07:06 AM
Way to go, Mr.Reynaldo Cepada! However the article doesn't mention what kind of soup it was. Probably Hearty Beef. I don't think Chicken Noodle would do the job in this case.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 21, 2011 at 07:41 AM
Might've been cold cock soup, nc.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 21, 2011 at 07:48 AM
Good one, Not S.
...and he was signed to a three year contract by the Marlins.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 07:59 AM
Good morning, Jeff.
I hope you and yours are not affected by fire or snow.
Or flying soup cans.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 21, 2011 at 08:05 AM
'Chicken Soup for the Noodle....'
(thanks to the soup the attack was condensed)
Posted by: sandy | February 21, 2011 at 09:28 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMM, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ouch
Posted by: oldfatguy | February 21, 2011 at 09:35 AM
Campbell's new campaign,
"It's amazing what soup can do" applies in this
cancase.By the way, send in 1000 labels and $10 postage and you will get the videos "Soup 101: Recipes" and
"Soup 102: Self-Defense".
Posted by: funny man | February 21, 2011 at 09:58 AM
No, we're still in Florida out of the snow zone.
We are, however, in the Walmart zone...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 09:59 AM
Probably tomato soup. That stuff's gross.
Lawsuit in this case in 3, 2,.....
Posted by: Steve | February 21, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Jeff has become a Walmart shopper. Run back to NYC as fast as you can, Jeff!
Posted by: nursecindy | February 21, 2011 at 10:13 AM
In fairness, it coulda been Progross-o and our
Sam's own brand, Great Value.
Just keep the soup can handy. You never know when
someone's gonna attack you.
OT, a little:
Is it true that every Walmart has a screaming kid there?
ANd I can never remember, is it Wal Mart or that other Mart That has the blue-light specials in the
red light district?
Posted by: funny man | February 21, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Steeeeeeeerike! (Sorry, baseball and spring can't get here fast enough)
Posted by: Wingnut | February 21, 2011 at 11:47 AM
It was Cream of Squash Soup
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 21, 2011 at 11:54 AM
The other Mart has the blue light specials, funny man. Also, I think it's the law that there are at least 2 screaming children, 3 people in p.j. pants and bedroom shoes, and 22 people on scooters in every Walmart at all times. These, of course, are minimum requirements.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 21, 2011 at 12:32 PM
" Twart ! " is the noise a soup can when it hits you between the eyes, by the way.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 21, 2011 at 12:57 PM
cindy, I think you're right.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 03:48 PM
cindy?
*ducks*
Just kidding!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 03:55 PM
K-Mart has the blue light specials. Cosco, on the other hand, sometimes has the yuppies in a hurry who act like they're going to run you over any second now if you don't get out of their way this instant even though technically, you're on the right side of the aisle and have what amounts to the right of way.
In my experience, Wal-Mart tends to have shoppers who don't act like they're going to run you over.
WinCo has the clueless shoppers who manage to block entire aisles for long periods of time just using their bodies and shopping carts. I love WinCo's prices, but I frequently leavfe that store wanting to yell at some of the clueless people. And yet, they're smart enough to know that WinCo is a good place to shop.
Posted by: Kristina L | February 21, 2011 at 04:42 PM
Are they sure it was a can of soup? Cuz it sounds more like he got beaned.
Posted by: bonmot | February 21, 2011 at 04:44 PM
Bean soup, bon? Should have followed through with head cheese.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 21, 2011 at 06:33 PM
Jeffrey (insert middle name here) Meyerson! I never! I sincerely hope none of those pictures were taken at our local Wally World. Although, I did have to go there today and saw a woman with a long t-shirt on with a pair of panty hose. Unfortunately her t-shirt wasn't quite long enough... I'm skipping dinner tonight.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 21, 2011 at 08:17 PM
Leave the gun...
Take the cannellinis
Posted by: Chris in ATL | February 21, 2011 at 10:37 PM
nc, are the camels loose in NC tonight?
Chuckin' Chunky. Donovan's mom would be so proud. The guy might have a future replacing Donovan.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 22, 2011 at 12:20 AM