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Razors. They'll need razors.
You know your language is tough to master when even your presidential candidates can't speak it, Jimmy "Nuke-u-lar" Carter notwithstanding.
Posted by: bonmot | February 21, 2011 at 06:36 PM
Wow, in Brazil the clowns can be illiterate. In K-stan they have to pass a language proficiency test that actually knocks out candidates.
Studley Asilbek. You're nuts.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 21, 2011 at 06:39 PM
Mr Asilbek, 70, went on to say that he, himself, had considered a second wife. "Young girls often come to my home, dreaming of becoming my wives. But none of them could so far pass the 'quality test' of my current wife."
Bwahahahahahaha!
Good one, dude. They dream of becoming your wife?
Priceless.
Although I must admit you do have a great hat there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Wouldn't you love to know what the "quality test" is that he gives the wifely candidates? I know I would.
Do they have to look at him in his hat and not laugh?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 21, 2011 at 06:45 PM
I agree, Jeff. Sweet hat.
Posted by: bonmot | February 21, 2011 at 06:56 PM
How many blog guys would like to have 3 or 4 wives at one time? All of them living together in the same house. With you. 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 21, 2011 at 07:28 PM
It's not just 3 or 4 wives, who would eventually get their cycles synchronized so you had multiple cases of PMS coming at you at the same time every month. No, the real horror is dealing with 3 or 4 MOTHER IN LAWS. I think I will stick to 1, thank you.
Posted by: Wingnut | February 21, 2011 at 07:58 PM
A gruelling test of proficiency in the Kazakh language and 90,000 signatures should immediately be added to the requirements for U.S. candidates at every level of government.
Posted by: Betsy | February 21, 2011 at 11:26 PM
Harem scarem. Scares me. Polygamy in different states might work better. Visit once a year and let 'em take care of themselves.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 22, 2011 at 12:16 AM
C'mon guys. This idea worked in Utah. For a while.
Posted by: Ross | February 22, 2011 at 01:43 AM
This project calls for a large grant to study this new wrinkle in the theory of K Selection.
Posted by: Ralph | February 22, 2011 at 03:56 AM
Didn't Solomon have a thousand wives? Wasn't he known for his wisdom?
*Hops in handbasket.*
Ever think that maybe the bible leaves a few things out?
Posted by: wiredog | February 22, 2011 at 07:58 AM