POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
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February 24, 2011
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Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2011 at 11:33 AM
He was tired of plunging his low flow.
Posted by: wiredog | February 24, 2011 at 11:46 AM
Many people have "seized the porcelain throne" but few take it with them.
And telling a lawyer, "I'm going to slit your throat," will not make the jury let you off, no matter what the political climate is.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2011 at 11:57 AM
@Steve - Now you tell me.
Posted by: markhh | February 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM
When regular-flush toilets are outlawed, only outlaws will have regular-flush toilets.
Posted by: mesmo | February 24, 2011 at 12:23 PM
One may only hope that this criminal trend does not extend to Nodak, where I happen to be the owner of a seven-gallon high flow toilet ...
Or did I mention that already?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 24, 2011 at 05:44 PM
I hope when I get home my toilet is still there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 24, 2011 at 07:36 PM
It was probably the result of peer pressure.
Posted by: Ralph | February 24, 2011 at 10:23 PM