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February 27, 2011
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I believe Mice Baldness toured with Ozzy Osbourne.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2011 at 11:20 AM
And then they immediately killed the mice. Didn't wait to see if the hair fell out again, replaced by leprocy? Or anything?
Posted by: Tash | February 27, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Side effects may include extreme combovers and death by lab scientists.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-Graupel | February 27, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Good, because Micky's comb-over was just plain embarassing.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 27, 2011 at 01:32 PM
Speaking as one of the follically-challenged, I don't really care if the hairy mice get all the girls. I've never thought that much of girl mice, anyway.
So, there. Pbbbbbbst!
Posted by: Steve | February 27, 2011 at 03:28 PM
well good. but you realize it will put the mouse toupee people out of jobs!
Posted by: queensbee | February 27, 2011 at 04:31 PM
I don't mind baldness. I just wear a cat on my head.
But since that's not an option for the mice...
Posted by: hogsatemysister | February 27, 2011 at 05:45 PM
Good news for James Carville, but little comfort for us humans.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 27, 2011 at 05:53 PM
*Geezer alert*
There's an old joke with a punchline about a bald mouse....
Think shower scene in "Porky's"......
Least, I THINK it was "Porky's"
*Shuffles back onto Geezermobile*
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 27, 2011 at 06:13 PM
Just keep the tail out of my eyes.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 27, 2011 at 07:17 PM
I think this has been around for a while; I seem to remember some classical music called "Night on Bald Compound" by Mouse Orgy.
Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2011 at 12:55 AM