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February 27, 2011

MAYBE IT WAS HORNY! (WE ARE A PROFESSIONAL BLOG; DO NOT TRY THESE JOKES AT HOME.)

Elephant has sex with a car

(Thanks to bonmot)

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What's gray and comes in quarts?

Leave it to bonmot to find a version of this story with a sexual connotation.

The elephant v car bout began when Irishman John Somers, on holiday celebrating his 66th birthday and driving through the park with a friend, decided to try and overtake a huge and horny bull elephant.

One has to wonder if alcohol might have been involved, and if Mr. Somers is due a Florida license.

Hold my beer while I......

"... the bull started flipping the car over ..."

So, this elephant prefers the missionary position? Kinky!

I remembered that old joke even before SW cited it ... but I won't mention it again, unless requested ...

Wonderin' tho ... if the elephant used "protection" ... one never knows where them "female" rental cars have been ...

Insert obligatory "Junk-In-The-Trunk" comment.

What's next, a giant turtle humping a VW?

"To make a bad situation worse, he was in musth - a dangerous time where bull elephants become randy, aggressive and pumped full of hormones...."

Kinda like Rahm Emmanuel when he thinks of all the things he plans to do as the Windy City;s Mayor...


Down, Simba.

This aint the car for you...(she's sterile..)

Judi! Funny man broke the blog! Give that elephant some eyeglasses.

I DID? Really? Sorry.

What do you say to a horny elephant?

I don't know, but don't encourage him.

Auto eroticism.

Boy, I know how he feels. Any of you other guys going to admit that?

Not about an automobile, Steve ...

Only with a Lamborghini, Steve.

I guess he didn't like the Lincoln MK-X. Professional yeah right. Gee, how would of liked to be in that car.

"Is that an elephant trunk in your trunk or..." etc.

Now we know how the elephant got in the pyjamas.

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