MAYBE IT WAS HORNY! (WE ARE A PROFESSIONAL BLOG; DO NOT TRY THESE JOKES AT HOME.)
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What's gray and comes in quarts?
Posted by: SW | February 27, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Leave it to bonmot to find a version of this story with a sexual connotation.
The elephant v car bout began when Irishman John Somers, on holiday celebrating his 66th birthday and driving through the park with a friend, decided to try and overtake a huge and horny bull elephant.
One has to wonder if alcohol might have been involved, and if Mr. Somers is due a Florida license.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 27, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Hold my beer while I......
Posted by: Dumbo | February 27, 2011 at 11:58 AM
"... the bull started flipping the car over ..."
So, this elephant prefers the missionary position? Kinky!
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | February 27, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I remembered that old joke even before SW cited it ... but I won't mention it again, unless requested ...
Wonderin' tho ... if the elephant used "protection" ... one never knows where them "female" rental cars have been ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2011 at 01:22 PM
Insert obligatory "Junk-In-The-Trunk" comment.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 27, 2011 at 01:44 PM
What's next, a giant turtle humping a VW?
Posted by: EyeGore | February 27, 2011 at 02:01 PM
"To make a bad situation worse, he was in musth - a dangerous time where bull elephants become randy, aggressive and pumped full of hormones...."
Kinda like Rahm Emmanuel when he thinks of all the things he plans to do as the Windy City;s Mayor...
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2011 at 02:05 PM
Down, Simba.
This aint the car for you...(she's sterile..)
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2011 at 02:06 PM
Judi! Funny man broke the blog! Give that elephant some eyeglasses.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 27, 2011 at 02:07 PM
I DID?
Really?Sorry.What do you say to a horny elephant?
I don't know, but don't encourage him.
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2011 at 02:23 PM
Auto eroticism.
Posted by: Chris Elzi | February 27, 2011 at 02:44 PM
Boy, I know how he feels. Any of you other guys going to admit that?
Posted by: Steve | February 27, 2011 at 03:43 PM
Not about an automobile, Steve ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2011 at 03:50 PM
Only with a Lamborghini, Steve.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 27, 2011 at 05:15 PM
I guess he didn't like the Lincoln MK-X. Professional yeah right. Gee, how would of liked to be in that car.
Posted by: Theresa | February 27, 2011 at 05:24 PM
"Is that an elephant trunk in your trunk or..." etc.
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 27, 2011 at 06:59 PM
Now we know how the elephant got in the pyjamas.
Posted by: Ralph | February 28, 2011 at 12:25 AM