« Previous | Main | Next »

February 25, 2011

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

bonmot?

- as compared to 'soberly'?

"Hey, Joe, we got some more stuff for the 'quick-sale' basket."

"Andy: Cleanup on Aisle 2!"

Tell me it wasn't the Hen House, a midwest chain that
advertises the freshest chickens...

I stand corrected. Kroger's. No wonder some Kroger's

smell like....

But from Dave's headline, I assumed the chicken was

wandering around the store also.

great headline-
the write must be a fan of Dave's

How big is this guy's bladder.......if he "marinated" $500 worth of chicken? just sayin'

Oh, and Ewwwwwwwwwww

Cleanup-- number one!

writer

My first thoughts also, Coconuts. That's a lotta chicken!

I'm in Texas, Jeff, not that hillbilly, inbred, razor-backed rice paddy they call Arkansas.

It was a p-hen

Let's all just be thankful there was no chicken choking involved..

i suspect mr. peac0ck....

The pack it all together in that refrigerated urinal, Coco. And he drank A LOT of alcohol so there was more than enough marinade.

He was pissed that their peckers were bigger than his.

*snork* @EyeGore

Maybe Kroger's didn't have any monkeys to urinate on.

After having the misfortune of driving through Arkansas, I can believe it. What a hell hole.
panic away by joe barry

His wife sent him to the store to get some chickpeas, and that was the best he could do. Under the circumstances.

Did you hear about the woman who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot?

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise