IT WAS ASKING FOR IT
Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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February 25, 2011
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bonmot?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 25, 2011 at 11:05 AM
- as compared to 'soberly'?
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 11:44 AM
"Hey, Joe, we got some more stuff for the 'quick-sale' basket."
Posted by: Steve | February 25, 2011 at 12:03 PM
"Andy: Cleanup on Aisle 2!"
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Tell me it wasn't the Hen House, a midwest chain that
advertises the freshest chickens...
Posted by: Steve the zamasama | February 25, 2011 at 12:06 PM
I stand corrected. Kroger's. No wonder some Kroger's
smell like....
But from Dave's headline, I assumed the chicken was
wandering around the store also.
Posted by: Steve the zamasama | February 25, 2011 at 12:09 PM
great headline-
the write must be a fan of Dave's
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 25, 2011 at 12:33 PM
How big is this guy's bladder.......if he "marinated" $500 worth of chicken? just sayin'
Posted by: Coconuts | February 25, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Oh, and Ewwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Coconuts | February 25, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Cleanup-- number one!
Posted by: Mazar Larry | February 25, 2011 at 12:52 PM
writer
Posted by: pokerplayer | February 25, 2011 at 12:57 PM
My first thoughts also, Coconuts. That's a lotta chicken!
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I'm in Texas, Jeff, not that hillbilly, inbred, razor-backed rice paddy they call Arkansas.
Posted by: bonmot | February 25, 2011 at 02:02 PM
It was a p-hen
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 25, 2011 at 02:32 PM
Let's all just be thankful there was no chicken choking involved..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | February 25, 2011 at 04:10 PM
i suspect mr. peac0ck....
Posted by: sandy | February 25, 2011 at 04:14 PM
The pack it all together in that refrigerated urinal, Coco. And he drank A LOT of alcohol so there was more than enough marinade.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2011 at 06:53 PM
He was pissed that their peckers were bigger than his.
Posted by: EyeGore | February 25, 2011 at 09:01 PM
*snork* @EyeGore
Posted by: Wolfsong | February 25, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Maybe Kroger's didn't have any monkeys to urinate on.
Posted by: Ralph | February 25, 2011 at 11:12 PM
After having the misfortune of driving through Arkansas, I can believe it. What a hell hole.
panic away by joe barry
Posted by: Emmitt Hollin | February 26, 2011 at 05:53 PM
His wife sent him to the store to get some chickpeas, and that was the best he could do. Under the circumstances.
Posted by: SW | February 26, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Did you hear about the woman who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot?
Posted by: SW | February 26, 2011 at 09:21 PM