HEY, A DUDE NEEDS ROUGHAGE
One ton of marijuana found on lettuce truck
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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February 24, 2011
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We're gonna need a lot more than just lettuce, man. Throw in some chips.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Cheeto salad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Dude! Lettuce is NEVER delivered on a Sunday!
If only you had waited....
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Chong: Okay, man, give me the paperwork!
Cheech: what 'paperwork', man?
Chong: The permits for medical mary jane, man.
Cheech: You mean the papers we used to roll the joints we smoked?
Chong: &**^%&!!!
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Was he following a truckload of Dorito's?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 24, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Does that come with light dressing?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2011 at 01:03 PM
we're gonna need more blue cheese
Posted by: sandy | February 24, 2011 at 01:16 PM
What do I do with all these croutons now?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2011 at 01:25 PM
we don't need no stinkin' croutons but load up on the bacon bits!
Posted by: sandy | February 24, 2011 at 02:13 PM
Escarole me a joint, dude.
Posted by: bonmot | February 24, 2011 at 02:49 PM
just the tip of the iceberg for his life of crime
Posted by: sandy | February 24, 2011 at 03:15 PM
Heh. When I was a young Mountie I discovered four tonnes of marijuana on a truck that was supposedly carrying a shipment of tomatoes from California into Canada.
The hysterically funny part of it was when the truck driver shrugged, extended his arms and said "who, me?" (OK, I guess you had to be there)
That was just before I introduced him to these really cool metal bracelets that I had...
Posted by: Afkat | February 24, 2011 at 06:03 PM
For those who don't speak Canadian, a "tonne" is over four HUNDRED doobies.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2011 at 06:30 PM
actually Steve, it is about 400,00 thousand doobies
Posted by: Afkat | February 24, 2011 at 06:42 PM
Well, one must do SOMETHING while trapped by snow. I imagine, as I think of the palm trees of home.
Now, I'm hungry and I just ate a pizza.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2011 at 07:55 PM
He tried to deliver it, but they wouldn't open the door.
Dave's not here, man.
Posted by: Ralph | February 24, 2011 at 10:44 PM